Humour Life Quotes

“I'm at a certain age and a stage whereby I've met a good number of human beings, as well as many a dog. Thereby I've come to believe that almost all humans are scumbags. And all dogs are far better beings; and the chosen ones of God.”
― fakeer ishavardas

“She probably thinks the spiritual path is a new style of pavers available at Bunnings.”
― PJ Mayhem, Call me Kismet

“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined”
― Daily Florence

“Cookies are awesome! And so are Rabbits!”
― Hayley Faye, Celebritah: Fame Is Overrated

“The more time you waste when you're young, the sadder you'll be in your nursing home”
― Daily Florence, Grace - A Funny Book For Women

“È un periodo incasinato per tutti. Non che normalmente io sia molto più socievole, però prima mi sforzavo di mantenere quel minimo di gentilezza per non farmi pisciare nella casella delle lettere.”
― Giulia Reverberi, Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno

“Always remember one thing, karma has always to choose the best one in the field of life to let u have the pleasure of all that u really deserve but the 'luck' is the thing - if u r lucky then u will deserve to have the luck but when it fails at somewhere, u pardon yourself saying that my luck wasn't with me. It's all the fate which decides.”
― DEEPAK DUBEY

“Later mum had a fridge magnet that said 'Dull women have immaculate homes”
― James Rebanks, The Shepherd's Life: A People's History of the Lake District

“Everyday is a new day of life, everyday is new challenges of life for survival, this is example nothing is permanent in our life.”
― Sujit Kumar Mishra

“I did what politicians do all the time: smile and act like I’m answering the question but really just talk about whatever the hell I feel like talking about”
― Finn Briscoe, God is a Mortician

“Life Is Simple But It is complicated”
― Delma Pryce, The Supernatural Power of Prayer

“Some men need to realize that we have it a lot easier than women, especially those women with irritable bowel syndrome.”
― Nolan Yuma

“A resident took offence at being woken up at the crack of afternoon by this noise (it was just after 1pm when the incident occurred).”
― Nick Pettigrew, Anti-Social: The Secret Diary of an Anti-Social Behaviour Officer

“Like a broken abacus, so many things in life no longer add up.”
― Louie Dylan

“Every age and stage of life has its jokes (usually laughing at other age groups and one’s own), its way of doing things, and its benefits.”
― Donna Goddard, Nanima: Spiritual Fiction

“Forse sapeva anche guidare bene, ma non voleva mostrarsi incoerente provandoci. Dio non voglia che poi gli fosse richiesto quotidianamente.”
― Giulia Reverberi, Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno

“Normalmente non mi disinteresserei della morte altrui, anzi, sono le persone vive e sane il mio primo pensiero, seguito a ruota dagli zombie che però, c’è da dirlo, se fanno schifo hanno un’ottima scusa.”
― Giulia Reverberi, Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno

“Tuttavia oggi ho altro a cui pensare e la preoccupazione mi rende piuttosto apatico. Mi fosse toccato in sorte il narcisismo avrei vissuto benissimo, invece pare che debba provare pena per gli altri, anche se non mi piacciono. Mai una gioia.”
― Giulia Reverberi, Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno

“Judith:

I didn’t want an ordinary life; I wanted more. I wanted to live by the sea, somewhere beautiful and wild, so I chose Cornwall, or did Cornwall choose me? I had only been there once in my life, but I had felt an instant magical connection, the rugged coastline pulled at my heartstrings, and the sea soothed my restless soul. It was the start of a love affair that I could not or would not ignore; all I had to do now was make these dreams come true.”
― Judith Lea

“I find dogs better than humans. I like them more, in fact. Is there something the matter with me? Could be. May be, at heart, I too am a dog. At least I am not inhumane like most humans. What say you, dawgs?”
― fakeer ishavardas

“THE BEST FEELING in the world is popping bubble wrap. The second-best feeling in the world is waking up at seven thirty a.m. as usual, realizing it’s Saturday, and diving back under the covers. The worst feeling in the world is sleeping through alarms, barking dogs, and possibly earthquakes to wake up at eight a.m.—and it’s Tuesday.”
― Katie Henry, Heretics Anonymous

“My eye bags have eye bags, because my stressed is stressed"
- Lacey”
― A.L. Russell, Maybe Probably

“My eye bags have eye bags, because my stress is stressed.”
― A.L. Russell, Maybe Probably

“We believe most of the things just because we are compelled by our surroundings and folks to believe it.”
― Abushama Khan

“Have you seen a man's fangs? Try playfully biting his favorite ism. And not only will he show his teeth, but also his thirty two fangs.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“I prefer the company of my real godly dogs, as much as other people do their unreal illusory gods.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Man is the beast he knows not.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“যারা প্রথম কোনও সংস্কার ভাঙে, তাদের অনেক নিন্দাও সহ্য করতে হয়। যারা নতুন কোনও পথ দেখায়, তাদের তৈরি থাকতে হয় পথের অনেক বাধার জন্য। যারা মুক্তি অভিলাষী, তাদের খুলতে হয় অনেক বন্ধ দ্বার। আবার এ কথাও ঠিক, যারা পথিকৃৎ, তারা অত্যুৎসাহে কিছুটা বাড়াবাড়িও করে ফেলে, অনেক সময় তাদের স্বাধীন চেতনা ঔদ্ধত্যের মতন মনে হয়, প্রকট নতুনত্ব মনে হয় দৃষ্টিকটু।”
― Sunil Gangopadhyay, প্রথম আলো

“By now it is eleven
And time to make a brew,
I shall also have a biscuit,
Oh f**k it, I’ll take two.”
― Meg Marlow, Grumpy & Me: From 9-to-5 to 24-7. The Unofficial Guide to Marriage in Retirement

“From The Disdainful Harry Frobishire (with an Ire)

"Narcissism is the disease of the modern ape, and only the most narcissistic would pretend to understand it.”
― John V Kernaghan, the disdainful harry frobishire