Elizabeth M. Thompson > Quotes

“Aunt Alice was known to have a tongue with the kick of a cattle prod when she was upset.”
― Elizabeth M. Thompson, "What no roast?!": Short Stories from the Hilarious Library of Life

“Michael put a deodorant in the car which Julie wished he would stop called,'Aunty Alice's anti-fart stick,' in front of the children.”
― Elizabeth M. Thompson, Ants, Aunts and Funerals.: Novel

“Having our old Gran in the car was like having a cranky 'Tassie Tiger' sitting in the back. You never knew when she might jump forward and bite you on the back of your neck.”
― Elizabeth M. Thompson, Ants, Aunts and Funerals.: Novel