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“There’s this myth that certain cultures have a better way of handling their old leathery people, but we just called him a shaman because Fruit Roll Up with Braids wasn’t on our cultural radar.”
― Marty Barrett, Limericks of Loss And Regret: Gripping And Poignant Interludes

“Out of the box' doesn't just describe how I eat cereal,” said Ray on his first job interview in several years, “but you could say the same thing about where my cats poo and my thinking.”
― Marty Barrett, Limericks of Loss And Regret: Gripping And Poignant Interludes

“I don't know much about theology, but I know it when I see it.”
― Marty Barrett, Limericks of Loss And Regret: Gripping And Poignant Interludes

“I broke several lobes in a fall
And now cannot function at all
So each day I sit
In warm, ropy spit
And listen to Pink Floyd’s “The Wall.”
― Marty Barrett, Limericks of Loss And Regret: Gripping And Poignant Interludes

“The slowed Kopell is saved with wood inventions.”
― Marty Barrett, Limericks of Loss And Regret: Gripping And Poignant Interludes