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“Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books.”
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“Growing up is when you understand you get what you give, not what you're given.”
― Never Hit a Jellyfish With a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges
― Never Hit a Jellyfish With a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges
“Men love women because they're the loveliest creatures on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn.”
― Never Hit a Jellyfish With a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges
― Never Hit a Jellyfish With a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges
“It's Very difficult to put your Finger on exactly what 'nice' means and that's why a biscuit has been specially designed to help. The Nice biscuit has a layer of sugar on the top to make it seem sweet, but essentially it's very dull. The same can be said of nice people.”
― How to Be Normal: A Guide for the Perplexed
― How to Be Normal: A Guide for the Perplexed
