Jacquelyn Ayres > Quotes

“Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman "I love you" for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them!”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, In the Mix

“How lucky am I to be blessed with such a loving family? You and Lindsay are my greatest life's work and I am proud artist.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, In the Mix

“I’m growing fond of your bullshit ... it’s got a nice scent to it.” He chuckles.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“She had be by the balls - literally had her fingers wrapped around my balls! Her hand fit them good, Mitch!" I can hear desire in his voice. "At times it was a little painful, I have to admit, but my balls were made to fit in her palm. Mitch, "he says, all too seriously, "I have found the keeper of my balls, Mitch. I'm ready to hand them over.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres

“All of that happiness was overwhelming the shit out of you! You must feel better now that you’re a miserable fucking prick again.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“Your heart ... your mind ... they shut down. Not life, though. It doesn’t give you a chance to blink.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“Too long since I’ve felt ebullience.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract

“I have found the keeper of my balls, Mitch. I’m ready to hand them over.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, Under Contract