Fucking Funny Quotes

“If Brian Harvey from East 17 has lived there, it can’t be that fucking bad”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“Actually, I wouldn't mind a Malibu and coke."

"You're having a fucking pint."

"Is my choice of drink too gay for you?"

"Malibu and coke is a pussy drink. Last I heard you were strictly anti-pussy.”
― L.A. Gilbert, The Ghost on My Couch

“Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.”
― Jacquelyn Ayres, In the Mix