Katie Graykowski > Quotes

“I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.”
― Katie Graykowski, Place Your Betts

“I’m not calling you a pussy, I’m just saying your vagina is bigger than mine.”
― Katie Graykowski, Saving Grace

“If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.”
― Katie Graykowski, Place Your Betts

“Some days you will wake up in a bad mood, look over at him, and think, ‘I don’t need this shit today’, but then he’ll do something sweet and you’ll remember that your life together is so much better than life apart.”
― Katie Graykowski, Changing Lanes

“I knew I should go low carb, but I have a loyalty problem. Carbs are my friends and have gotten me through some really tough times. I feel that I need to support them in this cruel, low–carb world we live in.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Child, before you go off on him, try to remember that he’s a guy. That predisposes him to stupidity. Don’t get me wrong, I love my son, but sometimes his male genetic disorder makes it hard.”
― Katie Graykowski, Changing Lanes

“Six years ago I gave up cooking for Lent, and I haven’t looked back. The fact that I’m Baptist is completely irrelevant.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“has regrets. Life isn’t about counting those and rehashing them, it’s about loving who you are and finding your place. You were born extraordinary—that is your normal. Let go of the ideal because no one can measure”
― Katie Graykowski, Place Your Betts

“Everyone had a hobby; mine was prejudging people.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“then”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“When did you talk to my doctor?” I hadn’t talked to my doctor. Clearly my doctor had never heard of HIPAA.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“She was like Wonder Woman minus the wedge boots. Speaking of wedge boots, would a warrior race of women really design their body armor with wedge boots? It seems to me that flats would be a better choice.”
― Katie Graykowski, Just One Piece

“Winning isn’t the only goal, sometimes finishing is more important.”
― Katie Graykowski, Changing Lanes

“The alternative was testosterone, and that made people stupid. Crazy beat the heck out of stupid any day.”
― Katie Graykowski, Perfect Summer

“Welcome back, sexy librarian. God bless Ticonderoga #2s.”
― Katie Graykowski, Perfect Summer

“For teachers everywhere…you make a difference every day.”
― Katie Graykowski, Perfect Summer

“There really aren’t words to describe her.” She thought about it for a second. “Well, maybe soul-sucking vampire who leeches the joy out of everyone she meets.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“She was equal parts Austen’s Lady Catherine de Bourgh and Hogwarts Divination Professor Trelawney.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“What did I love more, sex or pasta? That was a tough one.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“was the only subject on which Betts and her mother had ever agreed. Gigi—Irma Cherie Dittmeyer—was the devil disguised as a Southern Baptist. She’d spent most of her life thumping her Bible so loudly she gave Jesus a headache.”
― Katie Graykowski, Place Your Betts

“Said she’d rather kill people for a living than have her mother move in with her.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Since she couldn’t be thin, pretty, or smart, she’d learned to be funny. Jolly saved fat’s ass every time.”
― Katie Graykowski, Perfect Summer

“we’d stick out like Hell’s Angels at a Scentsy party.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“Jesus would be serving gelato in hell before I spoke to him again.”
― Katie Graykowski, Bits and Pieces

“I was terrorizing them with an audiobook I’d gotten from the library, Prussian War Poetry.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“I don’t flock to anything. I’m not a big flocker.”
― Katie Graykowski, Rest In Pieces

“not fair.” Grace put her hand on his shoulder and squeezed lightly. “Learn it, live it, love it. The sooner you make peace with the whole life’s not fair thing, the better your life will be.”
― Katie Graykowski, Saving Grace

“He was Jesus with a beer gut. Who would want to kill Jesus? Well, apart from the Romans, who I’m fairly certain hadn’t come back from the dead and blown up Big Tommy.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“Common sense doesn’t run rampant through the world. It’s reserved for the sarcastic.”
― Katie Graykowski, Bits and Pieces

“path down her cheek. How did she make him understand that his kindness was tearing her apart?”
― Katie Graykowski, Perfect Summer