Jay Martel > Quotes

“steered us into a black hole. I’ve been trapped in several such singularities and have usually been disappointed. I know many people who have seen the future inside them. But not me – I’ve always just become constipated. Until this last time, when I actually did receive a vision of what is to come.”
― Jay Martel, Channel Blue

“citizens of the United States preferred leaders who received advice from an invisible being whose existence was, by its very nature, impossible to prove.”
― Jay Martel, Channel Blue

“Many held crudely made signs that read: ‘We Love You Buddy’, ‘Save Us’ and ‘No one Gets the Cupcake’.”
― Jay Martel, Channel Blue

“Perry had wanted to be an author, but the public preferred movies to books, so he’d become a screenwriter – just before the public gave up movies for watching videos of cats playing the piano.”
― Jay Martel, Channel Blue

“Gym class?’ Perry said. ‘A staple of the channel,’ Amanda replied, continuing to push tiles on the pyramid.  ‘A producer came up with the idea.’ ‘Of broadcasting gym classes?’ ‘No. Of gym classes.’ Perry frowned. ‘You invented gym?’ ‘Come on,’ Amanda said. ‘What does gym have to do with education? You didn’t think there was any real point to it, did you?”
― Jay Martel, Channel Blue