Asa Akira > Quotes

“Ancient whore secret:
to give enjoyable head,
enjoy giving head.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“Still in bed at noon.
Everyday is Saturday,
when you are a whore.”
― Asa Akira

“We're all just the product of a vaginal creampie”
― Asa Akira

“Zero cavities.
Two abortions. One divorce.
Thirty years on Earth.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“I feel like...if you’re in the shower with a boy, and he doesn’t pee on you, he’s not that into you. May”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty

“Going comando.
Shaved my pussy just in case.
I should trip and fall.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“But life is too short to masturbate silently,”
― Asa Akira, Insatiable: Porn–A Love Story

“Bruised knees cramp my style.
They scream cheap whore,
when I am an expensive one.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“One day I'll be a grandma who's been gangbanged.”
― Asa Akira

“If a girl has baby wipes in her house, but no baby—I’d say she will most likely be down to let you put it in her ass. “I”
― Asa Akira, Insatiable: Porn–A Love Story

“HAIKU Dropped a blueberry Under the oven it rolls Goodbye, forever”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty

“Dropped a blueberry
Under the oven it rolls
Goodbye, forever”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty

“This one girl here, Devon, she’s from Detroit. She’s brand-new too. One day I was about to leave to the grocery store, which is like a ten-minute walk away. She asked me to pick up a sandwich for her (which was kind of annoying), so I was like, “Why don’t you come with me?”
She was like, “I can’t, ’cause I can’t walk very far.”
I was like, “It’s not even ten minutes. Come on, don’t be lazy—if anything it’ll be a mini workout.”
She was like, “Ever since I got shot, it hurts when I walk uphill.”
(The walk on the way back is pretty much all on an incline.)
I asked her why she got shot. I thought . . . Detroit? Ghetto, right? Probably domestic abuse, or a drug-related thing.
She goes, “I got in a fight over a parking space, and the guy shot me in both of my knees.”
― Asa Akira, Insatiable: Porn - A Love Story

“Serial killing
definition: must hit three,
just like a gangbang.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“I don't have a type. I like any girl that likes me.”
― Asa Akira, Insatiable: Porn - A Love Story

“It just goes to show you—for every woman you jerk off to, there’s a tired husband/boyfriend/significant other jerking off to some other bitch. October”
― Asa Akira, Insatiable: Porn–A Love Story

“Being in a public space with [Mark] Spiegler is simultaneously the best and worst. Because he's a porn agent, he's constantly on his phone yelling things like 'Your boy/girl scene tomorrow just became anal!' regardless of where we are.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“I wondered if there would ever come a time in my life where I wouldn't measure distance by the amount of time it would take for a person to physically come on to me.”
― Asa Akira, Insatiable: Porn - A Love Story

“Boys like you are the boys I live to destroy

from "The Rental Car Guy" by Charlotte Cross”
― Asa Akira, Asarotica

“Still in bed at noon
Everyday is Saturday
When you are a whore”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty

“My legs tremble, my back arches, my heart races, and i am flooded with intense waves of vibration crashing and rolling up and down my body. I have seen the face of God, and he just ate my p***y

- from the story "Vessel" by Missy Martinez”
― Asa Akira, Asarotica

“I can't help but wonder if it's because I'm a woman. I can't help but know the answer is yes.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“At twenty years old, I was the youngest one at the dungeon, but not by much. No one was over thirty. The head bitch in charge was Mistress Rox. She had been there for eight years, and was known in the city as one of the meanest, baddest, yet most sensual masters. I’ve seen her shit on a guy. Like, right on his face. There’s no way he didn’t get pinkeye from that. You can’t erase things like that from your memory, no matter how much you want to. It’s like herpes in your brain. It’s forever.”
― Asa Akira, Insatiable: Porn–A Love Story

“I think I’ll go to yoga to clear this negative energy before today’s orgy scene. I wanna go in with a positive attitude. November”
― Asa Akira, Insatiable: Porn–A Love Story

“Yes. Corey Feldman Lookalike was coming toward me. Corey Feldman Lookalike arrives in front of Asa. COREY FELDMAN LOOKALIKE Hi, I'm Corey Feldman.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty

“Home at six AM.
Is it still a walk of shame?
I was shooting porn.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“A warm, tight refuge for his saint of a shaft.

- from the story "Vessel" by Missy Martinez”
― Asa Akira, Asarotica