Porn Star Quotes

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Jane Jameson."
He grinned. "Like the porn star."
I gaped at him. "What? No, Jane Jameson."
"Oh, not as fun," he said, making disappointed clucking noises.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“Zero cavities.
Two abortions. One divorce.
Thirty years on Earth.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“Going comando.
Shaved my pussy just in case.
I should trip and fall.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“Only in California could the night air be lit not by fireflies, but radioactive porn star cumshots.”
― C Z Hazard

“Bruised knees cramp my style.
They scream cheap whore,
when I am an expensive one.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“A sex worker deserves a billion times more respect, than the mystical fraudsters of the society, such as astrologers, psychics and tarot card readers.”
― Abhijit Naskar

“Becoming a porn star is pretty much exactly like becoming a superhero. One day, an intrepid, fresh-faced young woman discovers that she has a talent. She chooses a new name – something over the top, flamboyant, a little arrogant, with a tinge of the epic. Somebody makes her a costume – skintight – revealing, a flattering color, nothing much left to the imagination. She explores her power, learns a specialty move or two, sweats her way through a training montage, throwing out punny quips here, there, and everywhere. She inhabits an archetype. She takes every blow that comes her way like she doesn’t even feel it. Then she goes out into the big, bad night and saves people from loneliness. From the assorted villanies that plague the common man. From despair and bad dreams. From tedium. Oh, sure, her victories are short-lived. She finishes off her foes in one glorious masterstroke, but the minute she’s gone, all the wickedness and darkness of the scheming, teeming world comes rushing back in. But when you need her, here she comes to save the day, doing it for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, The Refrigerator Monologues

“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the butcher, stay for the meat.”
― Mark Jackman, Shadow of the Badger

“He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the death of his sister by going down on her best friend for seven days and seven nights.”
― Mark Jackman, Shadow of the Badger

“Touching a penis? Yes. That's in the contract."
"I didn't mean-"
"You did. That's what all the straight guys are worried about. First, do they have to touch a penis? Second, any butt stuff? Because they'd really prefer to not do the butt stuff.”
― Emory Vargas, Rock Rod Studios Presents: Alex Undone

“Obedience is to a model … what a huge penis is to a male porn star.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Serial killing
definition: must hit three,
just like a gangbang.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“There they are. Two girls built like pagan fertility dolls, resting on their haunches, caked from head-toe in the multi-shaded come of every man who gave his offering before me”
― Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life

“I had sex with a really hot guy last night,” I told my mother by phone the morning after Adam and I met.
“Is he Jewish, and were you careful?” she asked, typically the first two questions out of her mouth when I broached the subject of romance.
“I don’t know his religion, and yes, we were safe,” I answered. “He’s a porn star whom I hired, but there was definitely something between us.”
“If it’s just for fun, that’s fine, but I don’t think you should get too involved,” my mother said.”
― Josh Sabarra, Porn Again

“At the other end of the train car, the middle-aged man opens his coat to reveal a red supervillain outfit underneath. His chest has the letters TB on it, plus a picture of jacks. Not the kind you use on a car, but the kind kids play with. And the TB doesn’t stand for tuberculosis, either. This is Jack the Toy Boy. Erg. His name makes him sound more like a porn star than a supervillain.”
― Chelsea M. Campbell, The Rise of Renegade X

“Somehow her getting naked breaks the tension. Her transformation is palpable: She seems easier, more confident; her body is how she asserts control.”
― Ian Gittler, Pornstar

“Most men think the most difficult part of being a porn star is having sex for so long without ejaculating. They’re right but for the wrong reason. It’s having sex for so long and then ejaculating that’s the problem. Porn becomes a job like any other pretty quick. Then it’s all about maintaining the erection and being ready to fire on command. It’s not easy, believe me.”
― Philip Elliott, Porno Valley

“Believe me, porn’s not easy. It’s not just screwing hot chicks. Especially when you’ve made a name for yourself. A lot’s expected of you, man. A lot. Sometimes for hours. You got all those crew members standing around expecting you to perform, waiting on you, wanting to get home to their wives or their kids or whatever but they can’t till you do what you gotta do. And it’s repetitive. There’s only so many ways to fuck somebody. And most of your co-workers become friends and you get to know them too well, to the point they irritate you, and there’s just no sexual chemistry most times—like I said, it’s a job—and you gotta psyche yourself up, like training for a marathon.”
― Philip Elliott, Porno Valley

“The ironic thing about Stormy Daniels and President Trump is had he bragged about his ‘friendship’ with the porn star, he may have been more popular!”
― Steven Magee

“I would never have thought a porn star would become one of the most famous people in the American historical record!”
― Steven Magee

“Albert Einstein would have been funnier had he been photographed wearing a tee-shirt that said ‘Porn Star’!”
― Steven Magee