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“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”
― Zombies Love Pizza
― Zombies Love Pizza
“There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.”
― Zombies Love Pizza
― Zombies Love Pizza
“Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about.”
― Zombies Love Pizza
― Zombies Love Pizza
“Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don’t want to live in a world where my kids have to worry about what color they will be in the morning.”
― Zombies Love Pizza
― Zombies Love Pizza
“In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.”
― Zombies Love Pizza
― Zombies Love Pizza
