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Dan Florence

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Dan Florence is a humor writer (DanoftheDay.com), MBA, engineer, and father of four. Born in Salt Lake City, Utah, he currently resides in Boise, Idaho, where he enjoys photography (danflorence.com), making vintage 3D images come to life (vintage3D.tumblr.com) and cracking jokes about potatoes. ...more

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Zombies Love Pizza

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Outdoor Living and Concrete Construction in Baton Rouge

Why Baton Rouge Homeowners Are Investing in Outdoor Living and Concrete Construction Now

The conversation around home improvement in Baton Rouge has changed. It used to center almost entirely on what was happening inside the house — updated kitchens, renovated bathrooms, new flooring. Those investments still matter, but a growing number of Baton Rouge homeowners have shifted their attention to what

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“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”
Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

“There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.”
Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

“Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about.”
Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”
Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

“Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don’t want to live in a world where my kids have to worry about what color they will be in the morning.”
Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

“In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.”
Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

“There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.”
Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

“Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about.”
Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

25x33 Humor and Literature — 32 members — last activity Nov 21, 2014 12:12AM
This is a group that believes, to various degrees, that humor has a place in modern literary fiction. Humor need not be slapstick or demeaning in mod ...more
116761 I Love My Humor Dark. No Sugar, No Cream — 612 members — last activity Sep 19, 2026 08:17AM
A celebration and conversation of all literature that is of the intelligent dark humor or satirical variety.
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