Roseanne Barr > Quotes

“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”
― Roseanne Barr

“Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.”
― Roseanne Barr

“To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.”
― Roseanne Barr

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
― Roseanne Barr

“Excuse the mess, but we live here.”
― Roseanne Barr

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.”
― Roseanne Barr

“The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.”
― Roseanne Barr

“Women are cursed, and men are the proof.”
― Roseanne Barr

“As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job”
― Roseanne Barr

“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.”
― Roseanne Barr

“Berharap hidup memperlakukanmu dengan baik karena kamu orang baik, itu sama konyolnya seperti berharap banteng takkan menandukmu karena kamu vegetarian”
― Roseanne Barr

“Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature...”
― Roseanne Barr, Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm

“This producer was a woman, a type I became acquainted with at the beginning of my stand-up career in Denver. I cared little for them: blondes in high heels who were so anxious to reach the professional level of the men they worshipped, fawned over, served, built up, and flattered that they would stab other women in the back. They are the ultimate weapon used by men against actual feminists who try to work in media, and they are never friends to other women, you can trust me on that.”
― Roseanne Barr

“I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.”
― Roseanne Barr

“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.” --”
― Roseanne Barr

“You're only seventeen, you're too young to have a meatloaf recipe... go get something pierced.”
― Roseanne Barr

“Given enough time, and no other options, I can adjust to just about anything.”
― Roseanne Barr, It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

“The only option for girls when I was growing
up was mother, secretary, or teacher. Now I
must say how lucky we are as women to live in
an age where “dental hygienist” has been added
to the list.”
― Roseanne Barr