J.B. Heller > Quotes

“You don’t realise how much you use one bloody limb until you can’t.”
― J.B. Heller, Pink Bits

“She nods, seemingly pleased with herself. “I already knew your name. Girls scream it so loud it practically makes my bedroom wall quake in orgasm along with them.” The hell did she just say?”
― J.B. Heller, Pink Bits

“Truth is, every woman is different. Some women can’t ever have sex without being in excruciating pain. Some are good to go sometimes, but not others. There is no method to the madness that inhabits our bodies. It affects us all differently.”
― J.B. Heller, Blue Beaver

“Oh, I suffer from a debilitating case of awkwardness. I’ve gotten used to it, but other people find it kind of jarring.” I shrug. It’s the best explanation I can give.”
― J.B. Heller, Pink Bits

“Hell hath no fury like a bunch of raggy women with scissors in their hands and hot wax at their disposal.”
― JB Heller

“I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass my fist through your face.”
― J.B. Heller, Blue Beaver