Stephanie Tromly > Quotes

“Who brings a picnic to a break-in?”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble is a Friend of Mine

“When there’s an end-of-the-world cult living next door to you, make it your business to find out what they’re up to,” he said. “That’s, like, a basic life rule.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble is a Friend of Mine

“Anyway, one of the few useful things I learned while I was getting my head shrunk is that when you get rejected a lot, you start to hear rejection all the time, everywhere, even when there hasn't been any rejection. And here's something else she told me that you need to remember. . .after the rejection comes shame. Like how thunder always follows lightning. You don't always hear it, but it's always there, so deal with it or it'll build up and destroy you.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“The phone rings on both ends, Zoe. You never called me either”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Makes a Comeback

“Nah, it´s too late: you care. You're on Planet Digby now. You're already in trouble.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“I hate it when people use phrases like 'no offense' right after they say the crappiest things to you.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“Never underestimate the stupidity of the average teenager.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“You know it's going to be one of those nights when you start it with moving a body.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“He carries around a notebook where he keeps a list of suspects and motives so the police will have leads if he ever turns up murdered”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Makes a Comeback

“Preparing to survive a typical day of being Digby's friend wasn't that different from preparing to survive the apocalypse.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“I'm not in my right mind when you're standing this close”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Makes a Comeback

“Make him work to deserve you.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Makes a Comeback

“You realise good girls don't really go to heave, right?”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“My grandfather told me I should marry a big woman so she can keep me warm in the winter and give me shade in the summer,”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“...I thought, God, I promise to stay a virgin, just please don't let anyone probe me.”
― Stephanie Tromly

“I've never met anyone who's as good at being themselves no matter what," Sloane said. "You just don't care what people think. I wish I were that tough mentally.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Never Sleeps

“Well, the truth is you can't ever say never and you'll always wonder and be a little paranoid. You'll have to live with that too.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Never Sleeps

“It's not like I chose the hard-knock life, Miss Finn," Digby said. "The hard-knock life chose me.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Never Sleeps

“All I wanted to do when I got home from school was to bake up some wings and put on some fake reality so I could watch people survive worse things than my current situation and feel maybe things weren't so bad.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Never Sleeps

“My parents are divorced. Everything I do is, like, a huge choice. Someone's always offended. New York equals Dad. River Heights equals Mom.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Never Sleeps