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“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“Absence makes the mind go yonder.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“I never read Civil Disobedience. They did assign it.”
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“All surgery and no makeup make Jack a dull girl.”
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“You can't stop a man from stopping himself.”
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“If life was fair ... one third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers ... one third of police and prison officials ... and one third of legislators ... and one third more to make the other three thirds make any sense at all .... Thank goodness for no fair.”
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“If the mind fits, shrink it.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“Paradoxes only stump sane people. Nuts have irrational on our side.”
― Psych Ward Cyrano
― Psych Ward Cyrano
“I couldn't stop so I quit.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“Psychiatrists urge me to take my tranquilizers. When I don't they become agitated. I take their pills to calm them down.”
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“Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.”
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“I love objectivity when mine.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“I forgot what I was going to think.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“First, let me finish. Then interrupt.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!”
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“I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.”
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“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.”
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“The glass is completely full...of shit.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“A little money can buy happiness; a lot can buy addiction.”
― We have our difference in common 2.
― We have our difference in common 2.
“Build the prisons and they will commit the crimes.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.”
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“Don't hold grudges. Life's too long.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.”
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“Life is short unless agony is long.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“Everybody wants to be smart except smart people who want to be stable.”
― We have our difference in common 2.
― We have our difference in common 2.
“I'm not holding a grudge. I just don't like you.”
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“Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.”
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
― Cartoonist's Book Camp
“I'm all groan up in America.”
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