Paraprosdokian Quotes

“Absence makes the mind go yonder.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Children should be seen and not herded”
― Bill Liao, What the Tweet!?: Write Funny One-liners, Paraprosdokians, "Quotations" and Aphorisms for Twitter

“The shot glass is half drunk.”
― Brian Spellman, Psych Ward Cyrano

“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.”
― Brian Spellman

“An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.”
― Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." True, but they're not all full of shit.”
― Brian Spellman

“That's the thing about art. Nothing is for everybody.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.