Kevin Sylvester > Quotes

“No matter how successful and rich you become, you will not be happy.”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction

“Are you still taking orders for me-shirts?"
"I'll take one 'shoot me now' and one 'I'm with useless'.”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Crusader's Curse

“WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor!”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction

“Nakamura considered this. "I hesitate to agree, but that was probably a good idea."

"A compliment! My goodness, let me mark the day on my calendar!"

"That's why I hesitated to agree," Nakamura said with a note of weariness.”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction

“Where have you been?" he asked slowly.

"Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working any better than Mexico City's.”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction

“No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?"

"Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now."

"I guess that makes you Waking Ugly?"

"I thought you said this was no time for jokes. That was a joke, right?”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction