Larry Quotes

“Hey, Larry. How's it going?"
"Terrible!" Larry sounded delighted.”
― Rick Riordan, The Tyrant’s Tomb

“I'm starving and I'd much rather have cookies than another riot, wouldn't you?”
― Misty Provencher, Jamb

“Larry bleated like a sheep and threw himself against the TV screen. After several repeated attempts at solericide, he dropped senseless to the floor.”
― Pamela K. Kinney, How the Vortex Changed My Life

“In Larry’s experience anything that seemed too good to be true was usually coated with lies and deceit.”
― Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“Does the little one with the cheekbones know that the prince is in love with him?"
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― A person watching them

“WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor!”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction

“Nakamura considered this. "I hesitate to agree, but that was probably a good idea."

"A compliment! My goodness, let me mark the day on my calendar!"

"That's why I hesitated to agree," Nakamura said with a note of weariness.”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction

“No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?"

"Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now."

"I guess that makes you Waking Ugly?"

"I thought you said this was no time for jokes. That was a joke, right?”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction

“Where have you been?" he asked slowly.

"Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working any better than Mexico City's.”
― Kevin Sylvester, Neil Flambé and the Aztec Abduction

“He's seen Larry. This won't be good.”
― Pamela K. Kinney, How the Vortex Changed My Life

“...and I was pretty lonely. I’m close to my family and I was missing them terribly. So when I met the first person who showed me a bit of affection, I latched onto him. That was my first mistake.”
― don’t_stop_larry, With the Strength to Carry On