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“I USED TO
make love.
Now I
Make coffee.”
―
make love.
Now I
Make coffee.”
―
“(1)BEING A POET
is like opening a car door
& exposing yourself.
(2)BEING A GOOD POET
is like opening the door
& exposing the passenger
as well.”
―
is like opening a car door
& exposing yourself.
(2)BEING A GOOD POET
is like opening the door
& exposing the passenger
as well.”
―
“Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers!”
―
―
“ELVIS & MARILYN:
The deader they get -
the more money they make.”
―
The deader they get -
the more money they make.”
―
“SAY EXACTLY
what you think
until you find that
no one is listening
then say
something else”
―
what you think
until you find that
no one is listening
then say
something else”
―
“REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old.”
―
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old.”
―
“DISARM ALL RAPISTS
But what will we do
With their legs?”
―
But what will we do
With their legs?”
―
“THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger.”
― Charting New Waters
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger.”
― Charting New Waters
“I FINALLY
had a hot night,
but it was only the weather.”
―
had a hot night,
but it was only the weather.”
―
“PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
I have so much to do today.
I can’t possibly get it all done,
so I’m not going to start.”
―
I have so much to do today.
I can’t possibly get it all done,
so I’m not going to start.”
―
“DON’T EVEN TRY
to love me or I’ll
knock your socks off”
―
to love me or I’ll
knock your socks off”
―
“MEN SELDOM
rub elbows
with girls
who wear
dildoes”
―
rub elbows
with girls
who wear
dildoes”
―
“If they can put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?”
― Charting New Waters
― Charting New Waters
“HARSH WORDS
Whad'ya say that for?
You want me to go deaf?”
― To the Man Reporter from the Denver Post
Whad'ya say that for?
You want me to go deaf?”
― To the Man Reporter from the Denver Post
“SILVANA, I SAID:
“You’re in a pickle.”
“Yeah, I know,
but I’ve gotten used to
living in brine.”
―
“You’re in a pickle.”
“Yeah, I know,
but I’ve gotten used to
living in brine.”
―
“NOTE TO A WOULD-BE LOVER
So,
You think you got me, huh?
Well,
You ain't got me.
You only got my underpants
And they go back on
Just as easy
as they came off.”
― To the Man Reporter from the Denver Post
So,
You think you got me, huh?
Well,
You ain't got me.
You only got my underpants
And they go back on
Just as easy
as they came off.”
― To the Man Reporter from the Denver Post
“EPITAPH
She did to live she
lived to die she
died inside him where she lived
so long dying
to get out -”
― To the Man Reporter from the Denver Post
She did to live she
lived to die she
died inside him where she lived
so long dying
to get out -”
― To the Man Reporter from the Denver Post
“THIS IS IMPORTANT REALLY
A poem should never be longer than two lines.
That was the first and this is the second.”
― Take Me Like a Photograph
A poem should never be longer than two lines.
That was the first and this is the second.”
― Take Me Like a Photograph
