Lexi Ryals > Quotes

“Faboosh!”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever

“I look around frantically. My skin prickles as if there were spiders on me. “Duh,” Parker says matter-of-factly. “To train them for the all-tarantula circus!”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever

“them”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Double Trouble

“He wears little round glasses, an owl sweater, and calls his minivan the Hogwarts Express.” Zuri shrugged. “I took a wild guess.”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“The grocery store delivers!” Zuri exclaimed. “I meant from here to the door,” Bertram said.”
― Lexi Ryals, Crush Crazy

“No one on the team had my back,” she says. “It’s so...”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever

“Ix-nay on the arantula-tay.”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever

“Jessie said sarcastically, but the girl beamed at her, totally oblivious. “So…are you a friend of Luke’s?”
― Lexi Ryals, Crush Crazy

“Tony, your bed can’t even go all the way down.” “The landlord said it’s actually good to sleep with your feet elevated,” Tony said cheerfully. “And this neighborhood”
― Lexi Ryals, Crush Crazy

“Maddie thinks for a moment, then says, “Okay, if I imagine those words not coming out of your mouth, they actually kind of make sense.” I clap, smile, and try not to be offended by that last part, especially since she’s had such a rough day. I continue. “Okay, step one: grab their attention.” I stand and give jazz hands. “In Hollywood, they always say the best way to do that is by firing someone on your first day of work.” “Liv, I’m not firing any of my friends,” Maddie says adamantly. I roll my eyes. “Ugh. Do I have to connect all the dots for you? I will join the team and you can fire me for being terrible. The team will know you mean business if you’re ruthless enough to crush your twin’s fake dream!”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever

“won’t.” Just as he dipped his spoon into the ice cream, Zuri and Ravi came”
― Lexi Ryals, Crush Crazy

“I never eat anything with dairy, gluten, or sugar, except for every other Saturday, when my boyfriend and I do a full-on junk food day. Doughnuts, Toaster Strudel, Pop-Tarts, Goldfish, burgers, pizza, everything.”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever

“Jessie was sitting on a green bench in Central Park, enjoying the last of the autumn sun as she watched Luke break-dancing with two of his friends. She had to admit it—the kid had some serious moves. There were several clusters of middle school girls watching and letting out squeals as Luke executed a series of flips ending with splits. “Careful!” Jessie called. “If you break your neck, your parents will break mine!” A cute girl named Connie with long blond hair plopped down next to Jessie.”
― Lexi Ryals, Crush Crazy

“Her tail is where her head used to be, but she can still run like the wind.”
― Lexi Ryals, Crush Crazy

“misuse”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever

“Apparently I’m a zero,” Joey inserted.”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Double Trouble

“I know I’m in the clear to put my plan into motion. After class, I”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever

“Zuri took the rabbit and studied it for a moment. “She looks different. And her nose is twitching a lot slower.” “No, it’s not,” Jessie countered. She reached over and pushed the bunny’s nose up and down faster with her finger. “Jessie, why are you twitching her nose?” Zuri asked. “It’s a little game we play, see?” Jessie said, her voice getting more and more shrill with anxiety. Then she reached over and twitched Ravi’s nose for him. “Fun!” Ravi said nasally.”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“The Earth slipped from its axis and we are hurtling toward cosmic doom!?” Ravi screamed, looking terrified and covering his ears with his hands. “Worse—I lost a bunny!” Jessie answered, ripping a pillow from the couch and accidentally throwing it at him. “Hey, watch it!” Ravi yelped. “I am the only small adorable creature you have not lost yet!”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“Tiger Sharks have an actual shark tank. On game day, they throw in chum to whip the fans into a frenzy. At our school we hang meat around a porcupine’s neck for luck. Yeah, we pretty much have the worst mascot ever.”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Double Trouble

“You mean there’s a bloodthirsty, savage rodent running around the apartment?” he asked, alarmed. “No. I mean there’s a cute, snuggly bunny running around the apartment!” Jessie said, correcting him. “Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe. It’s all fun and games until someone gets nuzzled to death in their sleep!”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“rolling her”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“Bertram”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“flabbergasted,”
― Lexi Ryals, Crush Crazy

“casserole”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“Rapunzel! She’s just like me. I just relate to her so much, and I’ve been told that she’s my cartoon twin! I’d love to be her best friend! Or play her on Broadway! [laughs]”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever

“Hi, Luke!” Connie said brightly, grinning as she stood as close to Luke as possible. “Sorry I’m early, but I just couldn’t wait to see you!” She paused, catching herself. “Um, see you…get better at math. Which is why I’m here. Come on, Lukey!”
― Lexi Ryals, Crush Crazy

“held”
― Lexi Ryals, Crush Crazy

“acting like a bunch of third graders,” Jessie snapped. Then she sighed. “Oh, right, you are third graders.”
― Lexi Ryals, Jessie: Livin' the Life

“battle. And five: look great doing it.” I smile and let out a dreamy sigh.”
― Lexi Ryals, Disney Liv and Maddie: Sisters Forever