Terry W. Sprouse's Blog

March 27, 2023

Terry Sprouse for President

My fellow Americans. Let us examine what “politics” really is. The word politics is comprised of 2 words. First the Latin word “poly” meaning “many or various.” Second, the word “tics” meaning “blood sucking parasites.”   Furthermore, you might have noticed that many politicians are also lawyers. A profession that ranks slightly lower than snakes […]
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Published on March 27, 2023 19:03

March 2, 2023

Stories Embedded in My Heart

1) Twinkies and Grape Juice   A young boy was packing his backpack with Twinkies and bottles of grape juice. “Where are you going, Tommy?” asked the mother. “I am going to find God,” Tommy replied. The boy walked for a while and then found a park. He sat down on a park bench next […]
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Published on March 02, 2023 12:59

February 14, 2023

Pen to Podium Toastmasters Open House

  Awaken the Sleeping Giant Within – The Abe Lincoln Way Best Stories about Abe Lincoln – The Lightning Rod What do millionaires do that most people do not do?
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Published on February 14, 2023 07:45

September 13, 2022

The Mt Lemmon Rescue

I say, “If you want to have a good memory, you must do something that is memorable.” Let me tell you about my son, who I affectionately refer to as “Bub.” Bub studies engineering at the University of Arizona. He lives with my wife and I and, to say the least, he likes to ride […]
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Published on September 13, 2022 12:00

May 17, 2022

TOASTMASTERS CAREER & PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT WORKSHOPS

I will be participating as one of the speakers. To register, click here: https://lnkd.in/g-JBnCwN Click here for the list of talks: https://lnkd.in/gPz4cf3q
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Published on May 17, 2022 09:53

April 23, 2021

What do millionaires do that most people do not do?

What do millionaires do that most people do not do? Go into Politics? By their own Starbucks? Become a bearded recluse? These are some things that millionaires do, but according to Thomas Stanley, in “The Millionaire Next Door,” most American millionaires own their own houses, and they own at least one rental property. My perspective […]
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Published on April 23, 2021 12:25

January 26, 2021

My Doozie of an Experience as Santa Claus

“We can do no great things, only small things with great love.” — Mother Teresa The 3 stages of a man’s life are: 1) He believes in Santa Claus. 2) He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) He is Santa Claus. I work as a substitute teacher in Tucson, Arizona There are good days and […]
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Published on January 26, 2021 12:14

January 1, 2021

Ben Franklin’s New Year Advice

  Be at war with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbors, and let every New Year find you a better man. Benjamin Franklin  
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Published on January 01, 2021 17:44

July 6, 2020

Best Stories about Abe Lincoln – The Lightning Rod

The Lightning Rod When Lincoln was a candidate for re-election to the Illinois Legislature in 1836, a meeting was held in the court house in Springfield, at which candidates of opposing parties were to speak. George Forquer was a prominent citizen of Springfield. He had been a Whig, but became a Democrat – possibly to […]
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Published on July 06, 2020 10:13

June 26, 2019

Life is Punny and Forever

A few weeks ago my wife’s cat died. We buried her beside the house. My wife was very sad. I told her, “Don’t worry about Tabby. She is okay. I’m sure that she is in Purr… gatory.” I am a proud proponent of the mighty pun. Puns brighten the lives of others. I believe that a […]
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Published on June 26, 2019 10:45