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Indie Authors: Adding Humor to Your Writing

If you are willing to switch from writing literary masterpieces to low brow commercial swill, then this is the article for you.

Humor adds entertainment to your story and helps hold the reader. They are being rewarded with your clever tidbits for hanging around until the next action sequence.

There is humor in everything. You just have to find it and be brave enough to bring it out. I know, you are already putting yourself out there a lot already. But once you start having characters who think in perverted ways or just don't get it, you won't be able to stop.

The easiest way is to systematically accentuate the differences in perception of your characters. You do this by showing the different perceptions in their dialog. Give characters different ways of speaking and looking at things, then put in a twist with a smart-mouthed comment, sarcasm, or something that shows their ignorance that makes it funny.

There are other ways of making a joke out of things. It is funny when a character throws out a comment that seems totally unrelated to the discussion. In the Medieval setting of Countess Irene Von Stroganoff, On occasion, I use anachronistic jokes. For example, instead of fancy lad saying they should "gain retribution" or something, against Lord Cornfoot, he suggests "unfriending" him.

If you watch your favorite sitcoms, you can break down how they arrive at their humor. You would be surprised at what you can come up with.

You can see how I use humor throughout some of my (Den Warren) books, including Metahuman Wars and Scorc Hunters: Zero Containment. But in Countess Irene Von Stroganoff, the story centers around the humor, and includes a lot of what I call stupid humor. Stupid humor is different from corn, which is jokes that barely pass as a joke, and you wonder if the person telling it even thinks it is funny.

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Published on January 01, 2017 05:29 Tags: comedy, humor, writing

Not All Vampires Are Sexy

If you would look at Amazon's listing of vampire books, you'd think that those vile bloodsuckers all go around looking for love with their shirts off and have an amazing sixpack. *Really?* Am I the only one who knows that vampires are lurking about trying to find an unsuspecting doofus to bite into their vein and suck out their blood.
To most normal and sane people, intense pain while getting busy would not suggest a positive outcome. Serious hemorrhaging certainly would not enhance a romantic encounter. How many people in the throes of passion want to get bitten by someone who is chomping into their flesh? Okay, you probably do know some. . .
But think about it; what about their breath? Blood breath cannot be good, right? Those blood farts got to be nasty as hell too.
So anyway, check out my vampires. They are your normal work-a-day undead who like to kill. They have werewolf problems. They make bad decisions. They have feelings too, you know. But they are definitely not all suave and can make the opposite sex humans swoon even though they are being mortally wounded. Sheesh.
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Published on January 14, 2017 03:50 Tags: comedy, fantasy, fiction, humor, romance, vampires