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“The old man with the flaccid face and dour expression grimaced when asked if he were conversant with zoology, mineralogy, or the culinary arts. ‘Not to be secretive,’ he said, ‘I may tell you that I'd given precedence to the study of genealogy. But, since my father's demise, it has been my vagary to remain incognito because of an inexplicable, lamentable, and irreparable family schism. It resulted from a heinous crime, committed at our domicile by an impious scoundrel. To err is human… but his affair was so grievous that only my inherent acumen and consummate tact saved me.”
― Words Gone Wild: Puns, Puzzles, Poesy, Palaver, Persiflage, and Poppycock
― Words Gone Wild: Puns, Puzzles, Poesy, Palaver, Persiflage, and Poppycock





