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Someone looked at my blog and got it deleted because they couldn't handle it.

People never cease to amaze me.

When I view something that I don't like online I simply don't bother to look at it again.

I don't take time out of my day to complain to someone to get it removed because even though I may not like it someone who does not have my values, prejudices, etc may.

Some people are just tight-assed simpletons what can I say.

And I hope the tight-assed simpleton who got my blog deleted is reading this.

However, moving on, although I've been censored, I will start a new blog {albeit watered-down}.

Those of you who enjoy my posts. Welcome.

And for those of your who don't...

STAY THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG!

People are creatures of habit. If you watch someone long enough, you will discover the routines that they are trapped within and you can time some of their actions like clockwork. Case in point. At 5:36pm, Cocoa’s car zips around the corner and proceeds to the end of the cul-de-sac where I am parked patiently waiting for her. Cocoa is always home at 5:30pm after work, give or take ten minutes.

I get out of my car and proceed to her front door as she pulls into the driveway. She gets out of her car looking at me with a mischievous expression on her face. I know that she is somewhat irritated that I popped by unannounced, but I also know that she is turned on by the fact that I would sit parked outside of her house waiting for her to get home.

“I want you to know, if anyone other than you came over here with this… unannounced shit…a sista would be going off right about now!” Cocoa barked at me still smiling.

“I’m just feeling a little…grimy…today dear. I won’t be long,” I responded matter of fact not apologizing for my actions.

Cocoa’s smile gets broader as she heard my comment and saw that I had that…look…in my eye. It’s a look that she is all to familiar with. A look that says that I want to do something dirty. Outside the norm. Something only two conspirators who have pledged to each other to ride or die could talk about. “I’m just sayin‘…what if I just popped up on you?”

“I would either open the door or I wouldn’t,” I replied grasping her elbow and escorting her to the front door.

“Haaaaa…” she protests feebly as I get a step behind her so that I can look at her ass in the long, black, straight skirt that she is wearing. “Don’t…be makin‘…a habit…of this mister!” she tells me giggling a bit looking over her shoulder at me.

I don’t comment and we walk into her house with me closing the door behind us. It’s uncharacteristically quiet because her sister has not arrived home from work yet with her son and Cocoa’s daughter. Being the creature of habit that she is, Cocoa’s sister normally does not make it home until a little after 6:30pm.

We proceed to the basement which is Cocoa’s area of the house and I lay back on her bed and watch her undress to get into something more comfortable. She turns back to me and slowly peels off her long skirt. She makes a show of it. Jiggling her ass and bending at the knees. She knows that shit makes my dick hard. She then removed her panty hose, making even more exaggerated ass movements. I silently unbutton and unziped my pants and pull my dick out. She then slowly peels off her underwear and before they could hit the floor I got off her bed hugging her waist and sliding my dick under her ass and between her thighs.

“Ugggghhhhhhh….” she moans dropping her head back on my shoulder squeezing my hard dick between her legs longing for me to stick it in her. “Let…me…freshin’ up a bit…sweetie...” she moans as I pick her up by the waist and shuffle carrying her into the bathroom.

“You don’t need to freshin’ up for what I want,” I reply sitting her on the toilet. “Me freshing up…is not for you... I know what you want…” she replied staring at my hard dick which was inches from her lips. She did what I expected, and sucked Sergio furiously, trying to take my orgasm from me quickly. I let her suck it for a bit and then discreetly looked at my watch to note the time. 5:51pm. I pushed her back forcefully against the toilet and began to take off my pants.

“Baaaaaaaaaby! We don’t have time for all of that!” Cocoa exclaimed alarmed. I ignored her. I took off my shoes and pants and then pulled her off the toilet taking her place sitting on it with my legs spread. Cocoa tried to get on her knees to suck it again, but I stopped her, spinning her around so that her butt was facing me.

“Baaaaaaaby! Just let me suck it! We don’t have time for that! What time is it anyway?”

She gets frustrated as I continue to ignore her and clasp her biceps, forcefully pulling her down and impaling her on my dick. “Baaaaby…” her protests become feeble as I hold her waist with both hands and coax her to bounce on my dick.

All of her protests soon stopped and I continued to let her ride me until I felt her wetness get creamy which signals that she had an orgasm. I discreetly glance at my watch again. 6:06pm. I stood up, carrying Cocoa to her feet as well. “I’ve had enough of this sweet shit!” I thought. It was time to get physical.

“Baby! Now that’s enough!” Cocoa cried trying to run knowing that I wanted to pound it. I continued to ignore her locking her arms again above the elbow and forcing her to bend over.

Loud slaps bounced around the perimeter of Cocoa’s small bathroom as I repeatedly slammed the lower half of my two hundred and twenty pound frame mercilessly into her body.

“Slap…slap…slap…baby…slap...please…slap…I…slap…slap…slap…slap…slap…I’m cuming…slap…slap…I’m cuming…slap…slap…I’m cuming… baby…slap…slap…slap… slap!”

I pull out of her, giving her a brief respite and push her out of the bathroom into her bedroom. “Get on the floor!” I demand and Cocoa lays down on the cool tile floor obediently now oblivious to the time. I mount her, pinning her arms to her sides and pound her into the hard floor. “Ahhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaa!” Cocoa screams in pleasure.

“Ahhhhhhh yeaaaaaa! Ahhhhhhh yeaaaaaaa baby! Ahhhhhh yeaaaaaa!” After going caveman on her for a bit, I glance at Cocoa’s alarm clock and see that it is now 6:11pm and I decide that it’s time to get my nut. I tilt my body to the left, carrying Cocoa’s body with me and palm her right ass cheek with my right hand. I tilt my body to the right, carrying Cocoa’s body with me and palm Cocoa’s left ass cheek with my left hand. With a strangle hold on her ass, I then pump and grind with wild abandon focusing only on my pleasure.

Cocoa watches my intensity wide eyed. “Damn baby! Damn! Ohhhh damn! Fuck it! Fuck this pussy baby! Fuck…it! Damn!” as I stick and move getting all parts of her pussy.

I grind deep, throwing all my hips into her and fill the pussy up with three days of backed up cum. “Sssssssshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” is the only utterance that I make as I give it up.

“Ahhhhhh yeaaaaaaa! Ahhhhhhh…yes…baby! Yes!, Cocoa screams with me in unison. I release, and disengage from her like nothing happened and begin to put my pants back on. I glance at my watch. 6:17pm. Cocoa sits on the floor and catches her breath. She pushes a lock of hair away from her face and looks at me with a slight smile on her face. I pause and stare at her. I love that look in a woman’s eyes. It’s the glazed eyed look of a woman who has cum more times than she can count.

Cocoa glances over at her alarm clock as I begin to put my shoes on and explodes… leaping off the floor. “Shiiiiiiiiiiit! Euftis! Shit!”

I get up to leave and Cocoa takes two steps towards me and then stops and looks down because now that her center of gravity has changed, my pent up semen begins to run down her legs.

“Shit! Euftis!” she exclaims again and runs to the bathroom not noticing the drops of cum on the tile floor that follow her like a path of bread crumbs. Her room smells like Budussy (booty, dick and pussy), her mouth and pussy has the taste of my semen, my cum is running from between her legs staining the floor, and her skin is mixed with my heat and hers. My job here is done. I walk up the steps, leave her house (not bothering to lock the door), and get in my car.

At 6:23pm halfway down the cul-de-sac a red Explorer turns onto Cocoa’s street. Our vehicles head towards each other and for several seconds we can look into each others cars as we pass. I glance over at Cocoa’s man nonchalantly without showing a hint of recognition. “Sup?“, I nonverbally say to him quickly lifting my chin. He stares at me curiously, wondering who the hell I am and why I am looking at him.

As I said before, people are creatures of habit. Cocoa’s man is usually at her house by 6:20pm. Luckily, he ran a little late today. “I cut it real close this time,” I thought watching Jerome pull into Cocoa‘s driveway in my rear view mirror. I told Cocoa that I was feeling grimy. Too bad I failed to mention that it was my intention to make her a victim of one of our secret games. I idly wonder as I turn off Cocoa’s street how she will explain herself…this time.

I was in a conversation with two friends discussing the character Cocoa, in my book Off the Chain Volume 2. Our conversation revolved around Cocoa's opinion that you could have sex with someone else and technically not be cheating as long as you didn't….have an orgasm.

That's right. You can be in a relationship with someone and go out and have intercourse, oral sex…whatever …and as long as you don't cum…you're not cheating.

I rolled on the floor in laughter as my friends (who are female of course) stated that although they didn't agree with Cocoa's rule, they did feel that there were some exceptions to cheating and they rattled them off to me.

It don't count if the person you cheat with lives in a different zip code.
If don't count if the sex ain't good.
It don't count if your boyfriend is out of town.
It don't count if you're out of town.

Amazed with this female mindset, I took the question to my Google group and asked my members if they felt there were some things that…didn't count… in regards to cheating.

Following is what I got back (only the women replied by the way).

It don't count if:
You don't get caught.
He has no skills.
He's your ex.
He doesn't lick it right.
He don't have the motion to rock ocean.
He cums before he even sticks it in.
You don't take off all your clothes.
You can't feel the dick!
You don't cum.
Different area code.
You don't insert body parts (but you can insert anything else ).
You don't kiss.
You just get fingered.
If you live upstairs and he lives downstairs.
They don't make you cum.
If he rushes it.
If he don't pound it good.


My favorite comments are as follows:

It don't count if I don't want it to count!
It don't count the minute he walks out the door!
It don't count if your boyfriend brings a friend and his friend fucks you better!
It Don't count if you knew the person you cheat with before the person you were with...unfinished business ...don't count!

As I stated earlier in this article, only the women replied and you see their answers. This lets me know…that there are a whole lotta women…cheatin'… and then cuddling up next to their lover with no remorse. Because in their mind…what they did…don't count.

Peace.

Pa

I told my girlfriend that I wanted to watch 2 women freak each other for my birthday. She's cool with it (even though she won't participate). How do I make the most out of this situation?

WannaWatchTwoWomen



Wanna,

I think what you're really asking me is how do you get your woman to engage into threesomes/moresomes with other females. So how do you make the most out of your birthday celebration? You don't. You blew it. So enjoy watching the festivities and if you want to keep your girl you better not do anything else.

You fucked up this opportunity because you got your girl to sign off on...watching...two other women get busy without participation between either of you. You're probably thinking that your girl will get turned on by the event and decide to join in and then happy ole you can jump in the middle.

That just might happen...however...if you join in your girl is going to get pissed because...you...said that you're only going to...watch. Women have double standards so even though your girl may decide to break the agreement a bit she expects you to follow it to the letter.

In addition, you have not had a conversation with your girl to determine boundaries in having a threesome. So even if your dreams come true and your girl gleefully joins the fray and beckons you to get some three-way bday lovin', you will probably fuck it up by doing something that your girl will feel is only special for her.

But dont' fret. Although you won't partake of multiple twats on your birthday, you stand a good chance of turning your woman on to girls in the future.

The first thing that you need to do is help her come to the realization that she's into girls. You're halfway there because if your girlfriend is willing to watch two other women go at it with you then she's probably bi-curious.

However, what you need to do to push her over the slippery slope (pun intended) is ensure that the women at your birthday party festivities are attractive to...her...not ...you. You don't want your girlfriend to prematurely get turned off from the concept of doing girls because you had her sit up and watch two women have sex that she doesn't find attractive.

Pay close attention to your girl during the festivities to note if she gets turned on (or better yet joins in) and then have a candid conversation with her afterwards discussing what she liked about it.

Once your girlfriend comes to the realization and...admits...that she likes girls then you can propose future activities to bring another woman into the bedroom.

My book "I'm shy..." goes into a step-by-step process that can be used to turn your woman on to girls. The link is below so get the book and follow my guidelines.

Good luck, but watch out. You just may turn your girl out but I hope you can deal with it if she decides that she prefers...pussy...more than your dick.

Whose your Daddy?

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Whose your Daddy?

Dear Daddy,

Today I started back my exercising regiment. I lost the little toning I had, so I went on the treadmill to jog. I've also ordered some of those Tai-Chi DVDs to help give me more flexibility.

So I'm working out in the gym when the security guy comes by and tells me its time to go. I look at my phone, not realizing the time. Ive been at the gym for a good two hours. My roommates will nag me about where Ive been this late at night.

I grab my things and start toward the door, I say goodnight to the guard and head out the gym. Its a little chilly and I wish that I had brought my jacket, instead of just wearing a sweatshirt and short-shorts.

I walk to my apartment complex and it's really dark and somewhat scary due to the trees blowing eerily in the wind but I'm used to it. I'm really anxious about what Im going to eat for dinner. For a college student I'm doing really with my eating habits.

I feel something behind me and I turn and look around but see nothing but a bunch of parked cars, apartment buildings and trees. I stand there for a moment and listen, nothing still. Shrugging my shoulders I keep walking and after a few feet more I again get the feeling like someone is watching me.

I pick up my pace and really start hurrying home forgetting how cold it is. I just want to get away from whoever is watching me. Seeing someone walking towards me I slow my pace and watch them closely since I'm not sure of their intentions.

The person approaches then passes and I stop to catch my breath and calm my racing heart. My breath is finally becoming steady and my heart has stopped its pounding, when I feel a hand slide over my ass and cup it. I gasp and the person tells me to shut the fuck up.

He says that I was asking for this because I was wearing my short-shorts. He slides his hand up and into my shorts and chuckles when he discovers I'm not wearing undies. He calls me a filthy slut and grabs my ass. I gasp and try to move away but he is too quick and strong.

He pulls me back against him and his hard cock pushes against my ass and his hand moves from my ass to cup my pussy. Im scared because I am about to be violated by a stranger!

I struggle harder against the man and he continues to restrain me seemingly without much effort. I'm panting and he laughs then pulls me off the sidewalk into the darkness between the trees. He pulls off my shorts and slides a finger in-between my pussy lips and groans when he discovers my piercing.

He tells me that Im a dirty whore for having my clit pierced. Then he slides a finger inside my pussy and I moan a little in pleasure. I bite my lip fighting back the uncontrolled feeling but its too late. He noticed and whispers into my ear that he likes how I moan.

He starts kissing my neck, and playing with my bra bound breast. His free hand slides under my shirt and cups my tummy, squeezing it and rubbing it. I feel his cock pulsing against my naked ass and then he pulls my shirt off as well.

I watch his hands as they roam my body and I moan again because he feels so good. He's touching me in all the right places and I don't have to tell him what to do. I hear a zipping sound and some rustling and I know he's undressing.

I turn and face him but I can't see his face...I just know he's white with a nice firm body. I look at his cock and smile. Its so fucking big and I wonder if I can fit it into my mouth.

I drop to my knees so I can suck him off and he pulls me back up gently by my hair and says, next time I just want a quick fuck right now. He pushes me against a tree and tells me to spread my ass cheeks for him. I do as he requests and I feel his mouth licking my ear as he slides his thick cock into my pussy.

It feels so good I start to forget I'm outside with a rapist fucking me. He yanks my bra straps down and uncovers my exposed nipples with his big hands. They pull and pinch, squeeze and tug as his dick slides in and out of me hard and fast. I'm moaning like crazy and I can hear him moaning in my ear.

He tells me how wet I am and how he loves the sounds I'm making. He's tells me his name and I open my mouth to tell him mine when suddenly I wake up. I'm in my bed, no sex, and no rapist.

I have tons of dreams like this, and I would like to know what they mean. Why is it that my daily life in my dreams ends up like this? And what should I do about it?

Anime1989



Anime1989

I love interpreting women's dreams when they are like this. Lets take a look and see whats going on in your subconscious. First lets identify the key elements in your dream. They are as follows:

Gym
Darkness
Being watched
Pursuit
Big Dick
Rape
Oral Sex


As Ive stated in previous dream interpretations that I have done, never take a symbol at its face value. This is what I think your dream is telling you. The first symbol in your dream was the gym and this indicates that you need to apply the things that you have learned and incorporate them into your daily life.

The darkness in your dream symbolizes that you need to keep your temper in check. You have the tendency let your emotions get out of control and lose your temper.

The being watched component suggests that you are feeling confined in your work environment or a personal relationship. You feel you are lacking a sense of privacy. While the pursuit aspect indicates that you are refusing to acknowledge a certain viewpoint or idea.

To see a penis in your dream signifies sexual energy, power, aggression, and fertility. To see and exceptionally large penis, suggests doubts and anxieties about your sexual drive and libido.

Dreams of rape are dreams of violence. As a dreamer, you may find yourself as an aggressor, victim, or spectator to the crime. In dreams of this nature, your role and feelings about the others in the event are crucial to understanding the meaning of the dream. If you have recurring dreams of being the victim of rape, you should try to determine if post-traumatic stress is a factor in your dreams.

If that's not the case, then the rape aspect could just denote your need to be desired. The fantasy provides an excuse for you to do the things that the rapist (i.e., your ego) really wants you do.

You also expressed a desire in the dream to, drop to your knees and suck him off To dream that you are giving or receiving oral sex signifies your willingness to give or receive pleasure. It is symbolic of your creative energy and reaffirms that you are headed in the right direction in life.

Without knowing your past I would venture that you are a tad bit at war with yourself dear but coming to the realization that you're a freak. If you're in a relationship with someone now you're dreams are telling me that they ain't givin' it to you like you want it. If they are capable then open your mouth and tell him how you want it. If he cant slang some dick then retire his ass and hire someone that can.

There is a very bad gurl in you that's just dying to come out and play. Let her. Stop repressing your true nature . If you see a dick that makes your mouth water...suck it. See a dick you want to fuck...fuck it.

Stop waiting for a rapist to come take that pussy, slap that phat ass and call you a bitch. You know you want it. Go out and get it.

Whose your Daddy?

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Dear Daddy, I have a problem that is a little unusual.

I have a gentleman friend that I have been seeing for about 6 years. Our relationship is not exclusive, and a few months ago he started talking about his fantasies and all the things he wanted to do, but had never done.

Hey, I am up for almost anything, but some of his fantasies are things I am just not into.

So, I suggested that we go to a swingers club together. I had been to one, and knew that there were people there that are into some of the things he wanted to try. He didn't like the idea at first, but eventually went with me.

He absolutely loved it and wants to go all the time now. The problem is, all he does is watch me!

When I go to a swing club or party, I like to "make the rounds" and play a little with as many men as possible, and I assumed he would do the same thing, but he mostly just sits a short distance away and watches me with different men with a little smile on his face.

I let the ladies at the club know that they could drag him off and do anything they wanted with him (he is a VERY accommodating fellow).

Some of them have, and he had a lot of fun with them, but if he is left on his own, he just watches me. He seems to have fun, but I would like to encourage him to go out and try all the things he talked about wanting to do.

How can I do that? Cat

Sweet KittyCat,

What a wonderfully thoughtful woman you are! I commend you! I really do! It takes a very rare and exceptionally woman who can hear her man out as he expresses his deepest sexual desires AND provide him with an avenue to experience those desires if she can’t give him what he needs.

With that said though, your boyfriend doesn’t have a problem. You do.

Yes…he may have had some fantasies, however, his reality is that he has discovered that it turns him the hell on to watch his woman getting it on with other men.

He’s a man after my own heart. There is nothing hotter than memorizing every detail of your woman getting it on with someone else and then replaying it in your mind when you do her or someone else.

Don’t try to understand it. It’s all good. Please believe me.

The issue is that you have a problem with him watching you. Your issue stems from one of two reasons:

1) You want him to participate with you or others so the two of you can share experiences.

2) You’re uncomfortable with him watching you get your slut on.

If the issue is that you want him to participate more at the club then suggest that he collar you when you go. Then have him tell you who you should have sex with and how.

You can then get off on his participation via his instruction of you and he can get off by watching.

However, I think my second point is your problem. Your just are more comfortable swinging solo.

You have no issues being your most wanton self in the presence of men that you don’t care about.

However, you don’t want your man to see that in you. Get over it!

You’ve got it better than most of the women in this world. You’ve got a man who will not only let you fuck other men but he gets off on it as well.

Don’t fuck it up!

The next time you go to the club point out to your man a guy you want to do and say something like this.

“See that guy over there baby?”

“Yea”, your man says.

“I wanna suck his dick. Do you wanna watch your horny girl suck his dick?”

“Ohhh hell yea”, your man will say.

Go suck that dick and when your done walk back to your man and TELL him every aspect of it that you dug about it.

Do that every time you get with someone. Tell him what you want to do before hand and what you liked about it when you are done. I guarantee! He will fuck you better than he ever has.

Whose your Daddy?

I used to love GooglePlay from a publishing perspective because they did not censor my work as Amazon did aggressively.

However, now GooglePlay has entered the censorship bandwagon and it is beyond ridiculous.

One particular book of mine was removed from the GooglePlay store on four separate violations.

Each time I removed whatever offended the Censorship Nazi's felt was inappropriate only to have the book removed a second, third and forth time because "new" alleged violations that the Censorship Nazi's thought up.

The book in question is my title "Keep it in the Family".

The first time that the book was removed from the store was because Google Play had issues with erotic photographs that I had within the book.

I would post the pics to show that the photos were not pornographic and did not show any nudity but alas...our own beloved GoodReads censors blog posts and they would delete my entire blog if I added the pictures.

At any rate, take my word that the pictures did not contain nudity or pornography but it didn't matter to the Google Play Nazi's.

They only saw two people of the opposite sex who 'looked' like they were 'thinking' about having sex and that was far too much for them to take so they removed the book.

The second time that the book was removed the Censorship Nazi's complained about the link that led to my own website as being offensive.

Now I must admit that my website is pornographic. However, it's my f&@#$^ (I better not spell that naughty word out or the GoodRead's Nazi's may delete my blog) website but I guess Google Play thinks that my...readers...would be offended by my f@#&(%$^ website.

The third time that the book was removed by the Censorship Nazi's they took issue with the...title...of the book.

That's correct. Google Play is now censoring book titles.

So I changed the title to "Keep it in the..." from "Keep it in the Family".

Now the Censorship Nazi's have removed my book yet again and this time for a new rule that they have created.

"No images showing a woman's behind can be on the cover."

That's correct. Not butt shots at all. Clothed or not.

I'm not making this up.

So to meet the approval of the Censorship Nazi's I will readd the book with a plain cover that only contains the title. And the interior of the book will not have any pictures or links. Just the text of the story.

Ohhhh. And I will also alter the book and make the two cousins who are having an affair...cousins...via marriage.

When ebooks first came out in 2002, I was very excited with the concept of publishing enhanced ebooks that contained both pictures, audio, video and links.

I thought that the traditional book industry would be quickly killed off, however, with the idiotic censorship being carried out by Apple, Amazon and Google Play, they are quickly degenerating the growth of the ebook platform.

It is degenerating because their continued censorship has stagnated how the platform can be used and is forcing authors to write generic, non-offensive work that won't be removed by the censorship police.

When was the last major upgrade to the digital ereaders that are on the market?

eRetailers have prematurely halted the growth of the ePlatform because authors are afraid to make an expenditure to create an enhanced ebook due to the fear of censorship.

This presents an opportunity for the traditional book market which can resist this censorship trend and recapture lost market share.

For instance, I had stopped creating soft cover editions of my books but now I will go back to doing it.

However, my future books will be full color editions enhanced with the photos and art work that ebook publishers are currently censoring.

If eRetailers want to censor my work on their platforms that's fine with me.

I'll just post the generic, censored work on their sites and enable full color soft cover editions and non-censored titles via my own website where people can view my work as I intended.

I encourage other erotica authors to do the same.

Sites such as GoodReads, Amazon, Apple and Google Play can attempt to stifle our creativity on their sites.

However, it's the reader who ultimately decides where they will spend their dollars.

If they become attached to your censored work they will follow you to your website where you can share your words as you intended.

As I stated in my previous blog post, I will begin to offer uncensored editions of my work via my website.

The uncensored eBook editions will contain images, video, audio and links and can be downloaded to any device in PDF format.

Download to your Apple or Samsung device and read it natively or download the free Adobe Reader app for enhanced reading on your phone, tablet or PC.

Editions purchased from my store are also sharable.

Censored editions will be offered via Apple, B&N and Google at a reduced price.

Use the following link to purchase the enhanced edition:

http://www.euftis.com/store/keep_it_i...

As I stated in my previous blog post, I will begin to offer uncensored editions of my work via my website.

The uncensored eBook editions will contain images, video, audio and links and can be downloaded to any device in PDF format.

Download to your Apple or Samsung device and read it natively or download the free Adobe Reader app for enhanced reading on your phone, tablet or PC.

Editions purchased from my store are also sharable.

Censored editions will be offered via Apple, B&N and Google at a reduced price.

Use the following link to purchase the uncensored edition:

http://euftis.com/store/im_at_it_again/

UNCENSORED EDITION

PDF edition that can be downloaded to all of your devices and shared.

Read free excerpts from the censored editions at Amazon and Barnes and Nobles.

I get a lot of flack from readers who can't wait for me to get my next book done. However, with those that complain, they are not aware or pay attention to the material that I publish in my blogs and website to market my work to the un-initiated and entertain them between books.

Erotica, sex advice, playboy lifestyle, book excerpts for work in progress to name a few are just some of the things that I put out to meet the insatiable needs of my readers.

Hence, periodically I will bundle this work up in an E-Zine for your viewing pleasure. So now those of you complaining can download my e-zine since your lil fingers are too lazy to type out the address of my blog or website.

Happy now? Damn babies... Shaking my head.

So you can choose to search through my blogs or I’ll package everything up for you nice and pretty in an enhanced E-Book stuffed with plenty of links and nasty pictures.

If you're new to my work hopefully you will check out my books because if you find my blog entries entertaining I guarantee that you'll love my books.

With that said, welcome to Off the Chain Magazine Vol. 1. I hope you enjoy it.

Euftis

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