Kevin Strange's Blog: Strange Sayings - Posts Tagged "free-ebook"

Gang It’s our favorite time of the year around StrangeVille. Christmas time! We like to do something special for the StrangeHeads every Christmas. This year is no different! We’re launching the Strange Sayings newsletter this month, and we can’t think of a better way to kick it off, than to offer an exclusive FREE chapbook of Kevin’s novelette sequel to his 2009 feature film NIXON AND HOGAN SMOKE CHRISTMAS. The novelette sequel is called THE WITCH WHO FUCKED CHRISTMAS and was released last year as part of the A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS anthology from StrangeHouse Books.

This year, we’re offering the novelette for FREE as a digital chapbook, including the never before released bonus short story WHALE FARTS! How do you get your hands on this freshness? It’s simple! Just sign up to the newsletter at KevinTheStrange.com with a valid email address. That’s it! On Christmas day, you’ll get an email with the exclusive digital chapbook, and another one every month you’re subscribed to the newsletter, meaning you’ll get cool special shit like the digital chapbook every month!

Merry STANGEmas, gang! See ya next month!

Listen, gang, it’s harder than ever to grab people’s attention on the internet, especially when you’re trying to sell them books alongside thousands of part-time, trendy writer’s group authors banging on your door every single day trying to get you to buy and review their new paranormal romance or young-adult dystopian novel. We get it. It’s exhausting.

But we REALLY really stand behind Kevin Strange’s brand new extreme horror novel BEETLE BRAIN. The story of Sue Ellen the stripper turned beetle queen is so raw, intense and extremely FUCKED UP that we KNOW you’ll love it if you’d just give it a chance.

With that in mind, we’re doing something we’ve never done before and will probably never do again. We’re going to provide, FOR FREE, to the public for exactly one month, a PDF advanced reader copy of BEETLE BRAIN which you can download by Clicking Here.

What’s the catch? We’re offering this ARC on 9-14-17, exactly one month before Kevin Strange’s birthday. You have an entire month to read this novel and prepare a review. Then, on Saturday 10-14-17 we want EVERYONE to post their reviews of BEETLE BRAIN to the Goodreads page and/or the Amazon page for the book.

This signal boost on Kevin Strange’s birthday should launch BEETLE BRAIN into the cultural zeitgeist alongside other classic splatterpunk and hardcore horror novels where it belongs. Strangeville is only as big and powerful as YOU, the Strangeheads, make it.

Will you take up this challenge? Will you write up an honest review for BEETLE BRAIN on 10-14-17? We’re counting on you, gang. Let’s make this a MIGHTY novel TOGETHER!

Beetle Brain