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Here’s a trailer for one of my new videos.

I cannot play this ringtone, it is scratched.

You may have read in the news that the Norwegians recently attempted to trap me by paying the Icelanders to burn parts of their country in order to spread a cloud of airborne debris across Europe, thus closing all the airports. It took me a while to get to the bottom of it, but eventually I worked out that the main aim was to keep me in Norway and prevent me from travelling back to Britain. The love they have for me is deep, true and lingering, but it is sometimes expressed in typically...

Here are the famous and fabulous Spud books by South African writer John Van De Ruit, which inspired the film in which Jack Cheese is playing "The Guv".

Check out their website http://idiotsofants.com

Wishing you a very happy 70th Birthday, John! Love from The Minions.

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Wishing you a very happy 70th Birthday, John! Love from The Minions.

Click here to see your Twitter birthday wishes from Twitter followers.

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Sadly Rocky and Camilla have disappeared. They may have run away. Garry is licking his lips suspiciously but I think that is just to cheer me up.

Thinking of names, we'll need at least one.

Bob?

Bobby?

Robert?

Rob?

Robby?

Roberta?

Bobberty?

Bob-hibberty?

Bobbins?

Or another name?

Please leave a comment.

Some of you have been enjoying banter with me on Twitter.

Never one to be overly concerned about convention or even taste, I recently mentioned that I was considering ending it all on my upcoming birthday, which caused a little concern.

This gave us the idea of running a poll – how would you like me to end it all? NB: results are advisory, not binding.

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Thank you for the kind messages regarding the recent eye operation.

My video download website Headcast has had a makeover and is wearing a beautiful new suit, as well as two new videos. We launched it quietly earlier on this week for fans and friends, who gave us some great feedback via our survey, and helped us improve the site before we opened the doors to the rabid hordes.

Thanks for that, everyone, it really helped us to help you, as the saying goes.

The most popular response to the question asking what alternative career I should take up was Tour Guide...