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The trilogy has become a tetralogy, the most badass collection of works in existence. When I wrote Scattering Ashes nearly four years ago, I had anticipated it being my final fanfic.  Yet four more times over the past few years I have succumbed to the urge to write more for the Jimmy Neutron fandom.  Here … Continue reading On All My Fanfics – Part IV

Having graduated in May of 2016, I’ve been a practicing veterinarian for slightly over six months now.  As such, I’ve become accustomed to managing appointments with my clients.  However, I haven’t been to a human doctor in far too long.  So last week I decided to go for an annual check-up at an M.D.’s office.  I … Continue reading Visiting a Veterinarian vs. Physician

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is the second part of a two-chapter Jimmy Neutron fanfic.  Part I can be found HERE. “Serva ma, servabo te.” (“Save me and I will save you.”) – Petronius Arbiter “Gas planets,” James groaned as the mocking screech of Lindbergh Elementary’s bell pierced his ears. He deactivated his jetpack and awkwardly fell to … Continue reading Divergence (Part 2)

“And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche Fingers interlocked, James and Cynthia strolled down the moonlit street. Even after all Cindy had been through that night, after discovering that her parents were getting divorced and wondering if she might be forced to move, nothing but … Continue reading Divergence (Part 1) – A New Jimmy Neutron Fanfic

“And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche Fingers interlocked, James and Cynthia strolled down the moonlit street. Even after all Cindy had been through that night, after discovering that her parents were getting divorced and wondering if she might be forced to move, nothing but … Continue reading Divergence – A New Jimmy Neutron Fanfic

Two months ago, I guest starred on a podcast called The Beanholes.  This podcast discussed the attempted fourth season revival for Jimmy Neutron that I spearheaded.  Excerpts from two of the four scripts I helped write were previously posted on this blog, but for the first time a complete script is now available for the public … Continue reading “Three’s A Crowd” – A Script for a Proposed Fourth Season Episode of Jimmy Neutron

A few weeks ago I was lucky enough to be invited as a guest on a Podcast called The Beanholes.  The two guys who run this podcast, Eric and Nate, dissect a new movie or TV show each week.  After stumbling across my blog post about the proposed fourth season of Jimmy Neutron that I … Continue reading The Beanholes – A Podcast About the Proposed Fourth Season of Jimmy Neutron

A visit to the veterinarian’s office usually consists of two major parts: the initial taking of a history and the secondary physical examination.  While the purpose and advantages of taking a history are often rather apparent, the physical examination is often more mysterious.  So today this blog will go over what exactly your veterinarian is … Continue reading A Veterinarian’s Physical Examination

A few days ago, I was trying to find a new game to play in order to kill time until XCOM 2 was released.  I’ve been out of the gaming loop for a while and so was reading about the best games from the past couple years.  One title I kept coming back to was Undertale ($9.99 … Continue reading Undertale – Am I good?

For a long time now, I’ve been trying to live my life by two simple rules.  The first is as long as people aren’t hurting each other, let them do what it takes to be happy.  Gay marriage, transgender rights, your religion…whatever.  As long as it doesn’t hurt someone else, why should I stop you … Continue reading Guys & Gals (Not Girls!)