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Noah Goats is an office drone who writes in his spare time. He's married and has four kids. Now that he has them, four seems like kind of a lot. He also has a big white dog that looks like a wolf and wants to run away to live with the coyotes who populate the mountains near Goats's house. There is a cat named Remi skulking around the family home as well.

Goats has been writing for fun and no profit since he was 14. He started with comedy bits, and then moved on to poetry in college. Fortunately, none of this poetry has survived beyond one typo packed T.S. Eliot ripoff that was published in the college literary magazine. You will never read this.

He wrote a novel each year he was in law school, which is a stupid thing to do and can only negati
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Average rating: 4.1 · 124 ratings · 24 reviews · 8 distinct works
Houses on the Sand

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Incomplete Works: A Novel

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The Unpublishables

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On the Other Side of the River

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Say Uncle

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I read this in college thirty years ago and loved it, and I still think this is a great work of history. These massive surveys of world history over a big chunk of time can get boring, but I wasn't ever bored while reading this one. Johnson was a gre ...more
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Trust by Hernan Diaz
"Mesmeric. Superb. There's so much to enjoy in Trust; the prose is beautiful, the characters fascinating, the thoughtful intelligence evident between every paragraph is sublime.

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Anxious People by Fredrik Backman
"A ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ poster in book form. The story involves an array of plastic characters exaggerated out of all shape; Dali rejects melted beyond recognition, with only the crudest resemblance to human beings. That others laud this book for " Read more of this review »
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Prime Wodehouse. Utterly delightful from the first page to the last.
Why We Love Baseball by Joe Posnanski
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What's with Baum? by Woody Allen
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This is basically a standard Woody Allen film in book form. The protagonist is just a younger version of Woody Allen with a different name. He's a neurotic writer struggling with the same kinds of questions that the neurotic director struggled with i ...more
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“Every generation of science fiction writers has to create its own nonsense.”
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