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Noah Goats is an office drone who writes in his spare time. He's married and has four kids. Now that he has them, four seems like kind of a lot. He also has a big white dog that looks like a wolf and wants to run away to live with the coyotes who populate the mountains near Goats's house. There is a cat named Remi skulking around the family home as well.

Goats has been writing for fun and no profit since he was 14. He started with comedy bits, and then moved on to poetry in college. Fortunately, none of this poetry has survived beyond one typo packed T.S. Eliot ripoff that was published in the college literary magazine. You will never read this.

He wrote a novel each year he was in law school, which is a stupid thing to do and can only negati
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Average rating: 4.06 · 128 ratings · 24 reviews · 8 distinct works
Incomplete Works: A Novel

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Houses on the Sand

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The Unpublishables

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On the Other Side of the River

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Say Uncle

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I have been reading Decision in Philadelphia, by James and Christopher Collier, a book about the constitutional convention that produced the constitution of the United States (it is very good), and I thought it would be good to go back and read the c ...more
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Ironwood by Michael    Connelly
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I enjoyed Ironwood quite a bit. I though Connelly's last novel (a Mickey Haller) was a disappointment, but he has returned to form with this one. In Ironwood, Stillwell is still working out of Catalina, an undesirable hinterland for Los Angeles cops, ...more
Empire of Silence by Christopher Ruocchio
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Bog standard, average, seen it all a thousand times, science fiction fantasy. The eldest son of a noble house ends up on the wrong side of the tracks and has live down-and-out for a while. He finds his own way ... but more by accident and th" Read more of this review »
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A World Lit Only by Fire by William Manchester
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When I read this for the first time back when I was 14 or so, I absolutely loved it. I hadn't realized that it could be so much fun to read history. Manchester delves right into the darkest and most lubricious aspects of the middle ages and I was the ...more
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Marco Polo, If You Can by William F. Buckley Jr.
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I don't read a lot of spy thrillers. Really the only ones I have read over the past five or six years are the books in the Slough House series by Mick Herron. Those books are incredible, with their beautifully rendered characters, well executed plots ...more
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Sphere by Michael Crichton
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I read this many years ago as a teenager, and I absolutely loved it. I reread it over the weekend, and it seemed a lot worse than I remembered it.

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“Every generation of science fiction writers has to create its own nonsense.”
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