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My writing career began in the third grade when tasked with an assignment to write about rain. I opted to tell the story of a raindrop who decided life wasn't worth living and leapt to his death only to discover that really he was being reborn. (You know that whole life-cycle thing).

Yeah, I was a little twisted even back then. Thankfully my teacher encouraged my writing rather than send me for a psych evaluation... (that came later). Let's see...

I was a child actor and starred in recurring roles in Dynasty and Highway to Heaven, and was even in an episode of The Twilight Zone.
I dropped out of college to join a rockband.
I was kicked out of the Peter Pan ride at Disneyland for lobbing rocks onto toy houses.
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The Behrg Hey Pat, thnx for reaching out and yes - thanks for your review! I'm always appreciative of those who take the time to post their thoughts after a rea…moreHey Pat, thnx for reaching out and yes - thanks for your review! I'm always appreciative of those who take the time to post their thoughts after a read, whether complimentary or not!

As far as a sequel to Housebroken, there are definitely some ideas germinating, however it's far from happening right now. If it does come to fruition it will be because the story demands to be told, but right now I've got other projects that are taking precedence, one of which should be out before the end of the year. The quick shorthand premise behind it is a world where happiness can no longer be achieved through natural means, but must be purchased from the government. And, of course, the price is going up.

I'll be putting out a cover reveal and full description of the book soon, so stay tuned! :)(less)
The Behrg Thanks Stefanie for reaching out. So glad you enjoyed it!
Yes, Housebroken is my debut novel, and was one of the first books selected through Amazon's…more
Thanks Stefanie for reaching out. So glad you enjoyed it!
Yes, Housebroken is my debut novel, and was one of the first books selected through Amazon's Kindle Scout program. (less)
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Behrg Reviews “The Odds” by Jeff Strand

Strand is the master at combining humor and horror into an odd concoction that hits just about every feel-good moment you could hope for in a reading experience. With his latest, The Odds, he continues along that same vein, delivering a fast-paced novel where the stakes only continue to increase.

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I loved the premise of this one, and true to form, Strand brings us right in with the inci

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“I guess in the end our lives are nothing more than dates and numbers on a scrap of paper,' Joje said. 'All that blank space on the page? The details of our lives between the numbers? No one remembers that. They're just locked up in some forgotten vault.”
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