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A.C. Kemp
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The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion
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2008
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4 editions
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“Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which I witnessed this event had a deleterious effect on my psyche for which I am still seeking the attention of a therapist.
A.C. Kemp as Lady Arabella Snark”
― The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion
A.C. Kemp as Lady Arabella Snark”
― The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion
“As distasteful as it is to decline your invitation, I'm afraid that it is preferable to attending yet another half-assed weekend eating gunky canapes in that cesspool of a shack you call a beach cottage.”
― The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion
― The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion
“How devastated I am to say that I will not be present at your petite soiree on June 10th. Unfortunately, the exceptionally weak drinks you ordinarily serve at these occasions are not sufficient to dull my senses to your boyfriend's futile efforts to grope me in the hallway.”
― The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion
― The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion
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