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A guy at the hotel gym was quietly counting off reps and I heard him whisper, “two… three… seven…”

I feel you, bro. I feel you.

Too perfect.

Also, in the press scrum, Trump totally destroyed all of MAGA’s fear mongering over Mamdani by praising the ever loving fuck out of him.

aloyhh:

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

Not gonna lie. Until about a week ago, I thought Labubu was a brand of yoga clothes or some shit like that.

didanagy:

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM (1999)

dir. michael hoffman

My least favorite adaptation of my favorite play.

This “Who is Bubba?” thing I posted about yesterday just keeps getting worse for Trump.

To recap: In one of Jeffrey Epstein’s leaked emails, he tells his brother Mark, “Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?”

Of course, everyone is trying to figure out exactly which Bubba received a knob slobber from Donnie T. Most initially posed that it could be Bill Clinton, who was called Bubba for decades.

But, Mark Epstein recently told The Advocate that the Bubba mentioned in the email is not Clinton. He would not, however, clarify who it was.

So now, speculation has turned to two other Bubbas. The first being C.R. “Bubba” Saulsbury, son of Texas oil magnate Charles Saulsbury Sr. and sizeable Trump campaign donor. Trump’s been metaphorically sucking off this whole family for years, so maybe he did it literally, too. I mean, he looks like a guy Trump might want to please, right?

OK, here’s where it gets so amazing. The second Bubba in close proximity to both Trump and Epstein was…

oh, my fucking god, people, brace yourselves…

Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse.

[This is not the actual Bubba, but it’s making the same expression the real Bubba may have made when Trump was going to horsey town.]

To be clear, Mark Epstein (through a spokesperson) denied the Bubba mentioned in the email was Maxwell’s horse. And as wonderful as it would be for the MAGA cult to learn their orange pedo jesus blew a pony, it’s likely not true. Still, at this point, I don’t believe anything coming from the Epstein Family or Maxwell’s reps.

And as for Trump, his team is doing the absolute shoddiest damage control.

Donald Trump ‘blowing Bubba’ message in Epstein emails under scrutiny

Of the thousands of leaked Epstein emails, one name is mentioned 1628 times, more than anyone else, and that name is Donald Trump.

Before you MAGA cultists burst a blood vessel, yes, simply being mentioned isn’t a crime. Bill Clinton is mentioned quite often, too, like when Epstein said Trump lied about Clinton being on his pedo island.

But, many of these instances that mention Trump are more than mere mentions. The context points to what everyone with more than a single brain cell has known for years: Trump did some horrible shit to some kids.

Right now, though, I’d like to call out just one mention that makes the plot thicken in a surprising way. In an email exchange between Jeffrey Epstein and his brother Mark (in which they joke about Jeffrey and Trump going to prison!), Jeffrey drops a shocking detail. Look what’s underlined in red…

In case you don’t have your reading glasses on, it says:

“Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?”

Now, for those of you who are unaware, there was one powerful figure in American politics known to be a freind of Epstein and who, in the ‘90s and beyond, was known to their friends and family, as well as the media, as Bubba.

That person is the aforementioned Bill Clinton.

Now, I’m not saying the Bubba that reportedly got his pole smoked by Trump is Clinton, but I’m not not saying it either.

(And don’t get me started on the implication that Putin has a photo of this. Maybe the pee tapes we’ve been looking for is the secret blowjob along the way.)

To the MAGA cult, two consenting men playing a little throat croquet is not a crime and nothing to be ashamed of. But, I love that the possibility of Trump gargling Clinton’s knackwurst drives you up a motherfucking wall.

And save your cries of “bUt ClInToN’s MeNtIoNeD iN tHe EmAiLs ToO!” I honestly and genuinely do not give a fuck. As I’ve said before, if he or any other Democrat was among the child rapists, they should be punished just as severly as Trump likely will be.

For all of you non-cultists teeing up your witticisms:

Anyway, MAGA, be sure to do some stretches before you tie yourself in knots trying to explain this away. You don’t want to pull a hammy.

[gif by @topherchris]

Nixon: I’ve committed the worst crime by a president in American history.

Trump: Hold my windowless van.

thulium:

ralfmaximus:

socialistexan:

Glorious

In case you were, like me, under the mistaken impression all the thousands of emails released yesterday were the files covered by this discharge petition: they’re not.

So all this bullying must be to cover up something even worse.

The Dems started releasing a few of Epstein’s emails and it should come as no surprise to anyone with a pulse that Trump’s all over them like a main character. Like this one…

And because you have a pulse, you know Speaker of the House and French kisser of Trump’s rotund baboon ass Mike Johnson has been refusing to swear in recently-elected representative Adelita Grijalva of Arizona because she would cast the 218th and deciding vote (along with some Republican reps, to their credit) to bring the release of the Epstein files to a full House vote.

But, Johnson couldn’t justify the delay any longer and he swore her in today. And what’d she do almost immediately? Well…

Now, every member of the House must vote yes or no on releasing the files. So, we’ll see who’s on the side of justice and who’s on the side of protecting a pedophile.

Meanwhile, more and more emails have been released and, if this were a normal timeline, I’d say the orange pedo jesus is cooked. But, MAGA cultists and Trump sycophants will do whatever it takes to justify, explain, obfuscate, and generally bullshit their way around this already damning evidence.

I’d like to believe however that this is the thing that lets the scales fall from their eyes. No matter what happens, though, this should hopefully provide a bit of justice for Epstein, Maxwell, and Trump’s victims.