David Vienna's Blog

So, Trump hired a bunch of drunks, huh?

For a brief moment, I thought I could also be hired as part of the Trump administration. Because if these two drunk-ass idiots could, then so could I, right?

But, then I realized, though I may enjoy a cocktail or 12 on occasion, I’m smarter than these two dip-shits by a fucking country mile.

And being a stone thick moron seems to be a prerequisite to work for Trump. Dang it!

Oh, well.

Fighting the powerful urge to mention DTF St. Louis to the staff at our local Jamba Juice.

branssparklydancepants:

darlingvagary:

anauthorandherservicedog:

girlactionfigure:

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I believe he also now has a library card.

He does!

@tacosaysroar

This is… the best.

GIVE BATS LIBRARY CARDS.

Longtime Tumblr parenting mutuals, prepare to feel old…

Over spring break, we went to the Bay Area to tour colleges for Wyatt and Boone.

(I didn’t take any shots of us actually doing the tours because a bunch of people walking around a campus is not that much fun to look at.)

We have more tours lined up as we roll through spring.

People, our guys are all growed up. 🥹

Live updates: US ready to hit Iran with ‘financial equivalent’ to bombings, treasury secretary says

Trump’s strategy to throw gasoline on a fire seems ill-conceived considering he made gas costs so fucking much right now.

I’ve lost count of the number of times I quote this.

ghosting people because I’m actually dead

Me and Larissa, early-2000s, on our way to a last-minute Halloween party. Pre-kids, pre-marriage, pre-graying hair, pre-a lot of things.

(I still have those pants.)

Welcome to the mid-2020s.

You can’t own anything.

Everything is a subscription now.

Your corporate overlords appreciate your compliance.

a-mel0n:

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

A bunch. And pretty much all of them I met right here on Tumblr.