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“Existing outside time and space, as God obviously did, he had a perfect understanding of human illness. With regard to leprosy, God advised Moses that the best treatment was to kill a bird and sprinkle its blood on the leper. (Lev. 14:5–7)”
― The Story of God: A Biblical Comedy about Love
― The Story of God: A Biblical Comedy about Love
“Lot tried to calm the mob by offering them his two virgin daughters for what would much later be crudely referred to as a “gangbang.” (Gen. 19:8)”
― The Story of God: A Biblical Comedy about Love
― The Story of God: A Biblical Comedy about Love
“Even after God’s astonishing “Five point plan” to quell the rebellion: (1) Appear as a cloud and cause old men to speak gibberish; (2) Blow bad birdmeat into camp to poison people; (3) Use the Amalekites to kick his people’s asses; (4) Open the earth to swallow rebel leaders and their families; (5) Fireblast two hundred others—the griping continued. The people still complained about Moses’ leadership,”
― The Story of God: A Biblical Comedy about Love
― The Story of God: A Biblical Comedy about Love
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