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Glenn Conley

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Born

in Long Beach, The United States

August 23, 1969

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Horror, Nonfiction, Science Fiction

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David Eddings, Douglas Adams, Edward Lee

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I didn’t learn to read and write until I was in the 3rd grade. Because, lets face it, I’m a fucking idiot. Well, that’s not entirely true. Not the idiot part. I’m totally a fucking idiot. The bit about why it took me so long to learn…

You see, I hated school. No, you don’t get it. I’m saying, I fucking HATED school. I especially hated the reading and writing lessons. They made my tiny little head hurt. So I decided not to learn it. When the teachers would do their stupid lessons, I’d just put my hands over my ears and go “Laa la la laaa, I can’t hear you!”

In this fashion, I learned from an early age, to hate books. To hate them with a burning passion. Because it was torture for me to read. It took forever for me actually get through a book. ...more

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	Glenn Hates Books Vol. 1: Brutally Honest Book Reviews 3.88 avg rating — 64 ratings — published 2015	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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Does anyone else obsess over their book covers? I'm obsessed, and not in a good way. I swear, I've uploaded 12 goddamn book covers to amazon, and I'm never satisfied with them.

It really sucks, because it takes amazon 12 fucking hours to make the changes, for some goddamn reason. It makes no fucking sense. Just make the goddamn changes. Is it really that hard? Damn.

It's stupid, because I know I'm j Read more of this blog post »

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“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
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