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Christian H. Smith

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Christian H. Smith is a novelist and screenwriter living in the dark, corn-fed heart of the Midwest. Book One in the "Bloody Bakersfield" series, "The Black Monkey" is his first novel. Book Two, "Bloody Bloody Bakersfield" is coming soon from Permuted Press. Christian is also co-writer of the upcoming feature-length horror film, "Witch Child." http://witchchildmovie.com/ ...more

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On the edge of a desolate rocky shore, the monster makes its stand. I finally have the ugly goddamn thing cornered. It is wounded and unarmed, but still dangerous. The misbegotten creature, regurgitated from the imagination of an obviously deranged programmer, swipes a spiky tentacle at me. It snarls to display a dentist’s nightmare of shark-like triangular teeth.


“Got you, you ugly sonofabitc

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Majenta wrote: "Hello, Christian! Thanks for the Friend Request--Accepted! Congratulations on your publishing success! I hope you're having a good week. Blessings!

Best wishes from Majenta"



Majenta Hello, Christian! Thanks for the Friend Request--Accepted! Congratulations on your publishing success! I hope you're having a good week. Blessings!

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