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Christian H. Smith

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Christian H. Smith is a novelist and screenwriter living in the dark, corn-fed heart of the Midwest. Book One in the "Bloody Bakersfield" series, "The Black Monkey" is his first novel. Book Two, "Bloody Bloody Bakersfield" is coming soon from Permuted Press. Christian is also co-writer of the upcoming feature-length horror film, "Witch Child." http://witchchildmovie.com/ ...more

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	Across the Universe: Tales of Alternative Beatles by Michael A. Ventrella (Goodreads Author) (Editor), Randee Dawn (Goodreads Author) (Editor), Matthew F. Amati (Goodreads Author) (Contributor) 3.87 avg rating — 30 ratings — published 2019 — 5 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Black Monkey (Bloody Bakersfield Book 1) 4.29 avg rating — 7 ratings — published 2015 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	New Salem (Bloody Bakersfield Book 3) 3.50 avg rating — 4 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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On the edge of a desolate rocky shore, the monster makes its stand. I finally have the ugly goddamn thing cornered. It is wounded and unarmed, but still dangerous. The misbegotten creature, regurgitated from the imagination of an obviously deranged programmer, swipes a spiky tentacle at me. It snarls to display a dentist’s nightmare of shark-like triangular teeth.

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“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
― Lily Tomlin

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“I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe.”
― Neil Gaiman

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Majenta wrote: "Hello, Christian! Thanks for the Friend Request--Accepted! Congratulations on your publishing success! I hope you're having a good week. Blessings!

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Hello, Christian! Thanks for the Friend Request--Accepted! Congratulations on your publishing success! I hope you're having a good week. Blessings!

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