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July 15, 2023

hey girls,

new book just dropped. 'best of' collection of poetry spamming 2004-2023. 144 poems. dark and funny and nasty. dm for review copy otherwise it's on kindle unlimited for free or buy. copy paste this link: https://www.amazon.com/Best-collectio...
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Published on July 15, 2023 13:57 Tags: fuck

June 4, 2022

bathing in hard water

lot of new poems up
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Published on June 04, 2022 10:00

September 7, 2020

peep

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Published on September 07, 2020 10:47

September 4, 2020

"best of" my poems can be found here:

https://johnnyscarlotti.blogspot.com/...

leave a comment or i will turn u into ramen

might take down website soon / turn it into book or paywall thru gumroad soon so read free while u can
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Published on September 04, 2020 13:53 Tags: dark-comedy-poetry

August 1, 2020

tra la la

https://horrorsleazetrash.com/2020/08...

read this poem or i will turn u into a gnome
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Published on August 01, 2020 14:12

December 23, 2019

still tweakin

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Published on December 23, 2019 11:36

September 8, 2019

click the link or...you stink

https://horrorsleazetrash.com/2019/09... ted bundy saved a baby’s life, what a hero.
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Published on September 08, 2019 14:00

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June 24, 2019

free

casey renee kisler n me hav a poetry book called "it's getting harder and harder to tell the two of you apart" now up on the horror sleaze trash free download page:

https://horrorsleazetrash.com/downloads/
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Published on June 24, 2019 17:58 Tags: bastard, bitch, cunt, dick, fuck, ho, shit, slut