On May 21, 1977, I stumbled into a punk rock whirlwind, danced with Debbie Harry, and survived a wild Ramones concert—before promptly forgetting most of it. Ah, youth and lager!
Retirement means every day’s a holiday, but before that? I discovered “holiday” just meant working harder. My favorite? May and August Bank Holidays—nothing like watching chaos from afar!
Camping: the ultimate character builder, or a masterclass in misery? From soaking wet sleeping bags to a spider bite in Goa, this Scout is convinced camping should be banned. Join the crusade!
In the '70s, I fearlessly climbed pylons, yet asking a girl to dance? Sweaty disaster! Now, I only sweat when my wife calls me “darling.” Tune in to my radio debut!
Retirement: where the biggest pressure is ensuring your imaginary butler serves wine at the right temperature—oh wait, no butler. Just a busy, chaotic life!