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Joe Cabello

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Jack Handey, Kurt Voennegut, Austin Grossman

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Joe Cabello is a comedian and writer who has written two Star Wars parodies, available on Amazon, and continues to elude authorities to this day.

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	Horror From The High Dive: Volume 2 by K.C. Dunford (Goodreads Author) (Editor/Contributor), Andrew Adams, Malcolm Badewitz really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 5 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Farts Awakens: A Star Wars Parody: An R-rated, aggressively stupid Star Wars parody in script format by Joe Cabello (Goodreads Author), Eric Owusu (Illustrations), Julian Stern (Foreword) 4.33 avg rating — 3 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Kresnik Files: Extremely Inappropriate, Very Funny Stories & Essays (Volume 1) 3.50 avg rating — 2 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Longest Haiku: 100% 5-7-5 syllable structure. The longest haiku ever written. by Joe Cabello (Goodreads Author), Connie Shin (Illustrations) it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody: A hilarious screenplay parody of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story by Joe Cabello (Goodreads Author), Julian Stern (Foreword), Eric Owusu (Illustrator) it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Kresnik Files, Volume 2: Extremely Inappropriate, Very Funny Stories & Essays it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Robot. Black Belt. Champion: Issue 1 by Joe Cabello (Goodreads Author), Kent Esmalla (Illustrator) it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Bottoms Up: Hard Liquor by Joe Cabello (Goodreads Author), Laura Mondragon (Illustrator), Kent Esmalla (Illustrator) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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Riz Raru in... The Case of the Sticky Fingers Pt 5

Check out Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4.

This one's a little short at just shy of 800 words, but there's so many jokes it's almost unreadable! <-That's a good thing! Hope you enjoy!

A plucky PI users her unconventional methods to find out the truth after an army private gets caught under the influence of marijuana but claims she never smoked.

If you’d like a copy of my Star Wars parody, Scrote O Read more of this blog post »

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Published on February 23, 2017 13:26 • Tags: comedy, detective, funny, short-story

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