Deyth Banger's Blog

March 8, 2019

It's About.... uh?

“One thing we shouldn't forget as people is to have fun, stop going around stuff which don't matter life is pricious and you don't have time to waste on too much negative.”

― Deyth Banger, Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3

- I think you gonna get the idea about the topic what is going to be, it's for the last quote which I wrote or let's say I said. Life is really precious in my comedy works aka stories I put all types of negative stuff and in the end we throw a laugh and we move on in life. My idea is "yes you can"... go and watch killers, stalkers, rapist, obsessive people and all types of negativity, but in the end to know that there is positive side.

Being in the moment, being present... trying to see the positive side, thinking positive.

I spin around negativity it's fun for me, I like this sense of humor.

If you really want to learn how to deal with shit start with comedy you can go around.

Bill Maher - he has a show, he has published few books I strongly suggest "New Rules" - it's fast read and it won't take long time, I read the first one for 5 days the second of 3 days....

Trevor Noah - I haven't been around this guy too much, I know that he has published books... but as so far I know the youtube stand ups and youtube TV Show. But still if we need to learn a lesson that is.... "Stop taking life so serious!"

If we need to learn something about talking so far, I have been around communication for a while, going around body language articles, books, videos, lessons and etc. I have learn some good shit.

Few things we need to remember

1) Stop Putting yourself lower position.
2) Go do what you want to do.
3) Don't wait too much.
4) Don't take rejection personaly.
5) Have fun.
6) Whatever!
7) DO IT, FUCKING DO IT!


GOOGLE + is ending it's life cycle so have in mind if you want more from me and wanto learn more stuff and to get to know what I do read, watch, listen...

Follow Me/Subscribe/Share/Like/Comment


1) Minds

2) Twitter

3) Youtube

Note: So here is little info about the links which I so far I have given, on Minds I post quotes and useful information, Twitter book updates, movie updates, comedy updates, new stuff around me, jokes, stuff which I like, stuff which I enjoy and more. Youtube I use it for a leverage for to watch more comedy and learn more how to talk to people.


4) Read

- What am I reading, what I have read, what you can put next on your reading list... that's the place where you can get info.

5) Tumblr

6) My Blog

- On tumblr I post comedy and stories which I have written nowadays, as for on my blog I post shit which you can give a second try... OKAY?

Don't be greedy!
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Published on March 08, 2019 15:09 Tags: learn, lesson, life, reality, serious

November 24, 2018

Interview (DeYtH Banger - Vital Topics)

Note: Let's think about it.... what you want to know about me?
What you don't know... how far have I got and pleny of other information...




HOW AM I DOING COMEDY?


- Comedy is not a big deal... I have made pleny of people to laugh and I am still working on it... I can't put myself as a the best one... but I am trying to get as far as this goal. I play with data... I get information...

duality
diversity
misconception
misunderstanding


That's the laws on which my comedy does bend on... I like sexual things... thoughts... opinions... philosophy, psychology. I like pick up books theories..., horror, tragedy, drama, sadness, depression. All this shit is inside my comedy one way or another way is expressed.


And still I am saying... it's not the best comedy... I sitll have edges to fix... content to re-make and so on and so on.




DO I READ BOOKS AND WHAT I THINK ABOUT THEM?

- I read books... I read a lot of them

...

Pleny of them are full of shit after all if you read a book have in mind that some of the stuff are too shitty... like in thrillers or suspense or mystery or stuff like that....some stuff are very logical and can been seen, known and understand... from before... so in other words to go and try to be an idiot is not a good thing.



WHICH MOVIES/TV SERIES/TV SHOWS ARE MY FAVOURITE?


- It's an easy question my comedy started when I started watching 1000 Ways to Die... it was well made... very funn way.... comedy... dark matter showed in more ligh and plesant way with jokes and humor...then I went to comedy specials like Joe Rogan, Anthony Jeselnik and people like those... they have great comedy specials and pleny of great material.

I like mystery, horor, crime, true-crime, suspense, drama, sci-fi, action and etc.


As for TV Shows/TV Series:


- The Jeselnik Offensive
- Tosh 0.
- The Jim Jefferies Show

(I like roast comedy... it reminds me for reality... people in real life are very harsh and fucked up... screw up people... they always try to fuck up others people... and screw up other lifes... so in roasting it shown this example on extreme levels.... it's good to be there.... after alll I learn pleny of shit... right from that seat)

- The Daily Show
- Sheldon
- Silicon Valley
- Dexter
- Person of Interest
- The 4400
- Monk
- M.D. House
- Castle
- Stranger Things
- Criminal Minds
- Breaking Bad
- Better Call Saul


And pleny of other shows I keep in touch... they help me with comedy and help with dealing with life and pleny of good stuff can be taken.
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Published on November 24, 2018 15:44 Tags: breaking, comedy, down, seat, truth

August 5, 2018

Supporting Patreon

If I have changed your life and you want more from my content come and support me on patreon.... I will keep up the free advice + there on patreon I gonna give and some extra stuff as for now you can get the book (Junior Talker #4)... it's going to be available on patreon for few months... then it goes out.


- So go there start reading it ... get the knowledge before others. 



IF YOU ARE NEW AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS WHOLE THINGS IS ALL ALL ABOUT... HERE IS:


I am a mapper also and a writer. I create maps for Counter-Strike I am famous with my name LH Mapper also and with DeYtH Mapper or DeYtH Banger Mapper. I write all kinds of books... my  writting career started with The Life Of One Kid - Series, this books weren't self-improvement or self-help or horror or something like that. This series of books were more likely explaining who I am... how my life has been before and how I am now... what happen to me.. .trauma, tragic events, stories from the past and such type of stuff... nowadays to have story and to tell is a great thing you get and money... but I started this whole thing free... then it came out (Deeper Level #) which is a collection of stories.... in other words I started writting short-stories like "It's not a Happy" or "The story in the Jail" and many other stories some of them well structured and you get the idea others confusing and focusing on too much points... after Deeper Level... I started writting some self-help... first helping people how to write stories (Domination #) - Series, then Brain On Porn - Series... many people nowadays are getting stuck with pornography content they watch and read erotic stuff and in the end of the day... masturbate once or twice and this goes to addiction it could start from 6 years old kid up to 20-30 years old guy... which is fucked up... it's okay to try it once or twice or one year to go with this masturbating thing but to go so viral or for so long period for 20 or 30 years... it's fucked up bro... it's just fucked up... in Brain On Porn... I explain side effects and other useful stuff which can help you break this habbit... after this series I started working on (Notes #), - WHICH series are similiar to "The Life of One Kid".... Nowadays I read books plenty of them and share knowledge in my books... as for now I would like to help and other people... by supporting me on patreon you gonna get personal advice from me and you questions are going to answered as quick as possible.


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Published on August 05, 2018 02:34 Tags: answered, books, period, supporting, which

March 21, 2018

Brain On Porn

Book titled

Brain on Porn by DeYtH Banger

is comming out soon...

So it's about

Masturbation/Jerking Off aka Fapping or whatever you calling is the new generation drug. It makes you watching explicit pornographic content and staying in a dark room.

...

Doing silly aka stupid stuff and in the end feeling guilty about what you have done. How fucked up is that?



...



So statics



-In 2016 alone, Pornhub got 23 BILLION visits. That’s 729 people a second, or 64 million a day—nearly equal to the population of the United Kingdom.


-Enough porn was watched in 2016 on this one website that all the data would fill 194,000,000 USB sticks. If you put the USB sticks end to end, they’d wrap all the way around the moon.


-Last year alone, 91,980,225,000 videos were watched on Pornhub. That’s 12.5 videos for every person on the planet.


-Also, 4,599,000,000 hours of porn were watched on the site in just one year. That’s equal to 5,246 centuries.


-The most popular search term in the whole site was “step mom” for the second year in a row. That’s right, incest-themed porn.


79 percent of 18 to 30-year-old American men watch internet porn at least once per month, according to pornography statistics compiled by Covenant Eyes, a site that filters pornography sites.



Let alone and childrens from age 9-10 up to 16-17 years old watch porn.

(Let put an end to this addiction)



...

I am not encouraging people to start watching porn, my message is "STOP WATCHING PORN..."




If you want more from me
down below you can find more

1. DeYtH Banger Blog


Note: If you are interested in what I am doing.


2. DeYtH Banger - Bridge Of Writing (Domination #2)

Note: Inside you gonna find

- Strategies

- Learn how to make on great story

- Unique methods

- More Stories from me

- PLOT TWISTS

- Tips




3. Twitter


4. FaceBook


5. Youtube




6. Bonus Material

7. DeYtH Banger

8. DeYtH Banger (UpDa)

9. DeYtH Banger (Life Like Hell)


P.S.: Like, Share, Comment, Follow and Subscribe.


10. DeYtH Banger - Bridge Of Writing (Domination #1)

Note: You don't know how to write, middle it and end it.

- THat's what's this whole book is all about. Starting with

- DeYtH Banger

- Short Stories then

- CreepyPasta

- No Sleep

- Let's NOt Meet then

- News

- Tips by DeYtH Banger

- Quotes and More.
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Published on March 21, 2018 04:51 Tags: addiction, brain, more, porn, truth

June 26, 2017

Make Your Choice

You want more works from me?
...

You want to read something online and free and again to be written by me?

1. Free Ebooks by DeYtH Banger


Note: If you are interested in improving your summer with free ebooks


2. FREE EBOOKS

Note: Probably you have forgotten, but I am going to play as a nice guy and remind you as always.



3. Twitter



4. FaceBook


5. Youtube




6. Bonus Material

7. DeYtH Banger

8. DeYtH Banger (UpDa)


P.S.: Like, Share, Comment, Follow and Subscribe.
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Published on June 26, 2017 06:26 Tags: books, ebooks, forgotten, free, have, note, read, remind

May 11, 2017

All As None and More (Deeper Level Drop #Collection)

Note: I Find everything and everyone difficult... not just the conversation but the problems which I have while thinking about it
...

I just think and I See all possibilities...


WHAT iF I GOT REJECTED?
what if it gets horrible?
WHAT IF SHE STARTS SHOUTING?
WHAT IF SHE IS ANGRY AT ME?
WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO TALK WITH ME... BUT WAITING i TO TALK WITH HER?
WHAT IF THAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS LIE?
WHAT IF NOTHING IS POSSIBLE?
WHAT IF SHE IS TRYING TO IGNORE ME?
...

what if that look has just been a look nothing more?
WHAT IF SHE GETS THE WRONG MESSAGE?

WHAT IF I MAKE A MISTAKE?
WHAT IF i BECOME A PERSON WHO IS DIFFERENT?

WHAT IF OUTSIDE SCHOOL AND INSIDE IN SCHOOL I AM TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE?



...

Now the topic is what should I do next?
...

Why and when?
..



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Published on May 11, 2017 00:37 Tags: all, as, download, duck, fuck, going, guck, known, none, read, unknown, watch, wtf

March 15, 2017

Get

Get something free with one click

You can go in my blog and check out what's happening around there

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If you want to try something slightly

Deeper Level Collection C#N

Edition 1

Download
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Deeper Level Collection C#N

Edition 2

Download

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Information: Deeper Level Collection Edition 1 and Edition 2 are books filled with all my short-stories since the whole beginning of almost all.

(Some in about 10 pages other 22... depends from the mood in which I have been... each page is based on my mood)

4 Hours
by DeYtH Banger

3/15/2017
Work, a whole new level which you can't find it any where, only here you can find it so far.

- Now and Bonus

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Published on March 15, 2017 03:00 Tags: bonus, book, chat, deeper, for, get, hours, info, lets, level, meaning, now, talk, time

February 13, 2017

Updates

I am glad to announce that few of my works are available free (OFFICIAL)

Deeper Level C#N
(Few of my short-horror stories are inside in this book and this book is free (AVAILABLE))

You can find them at

Give a little spark of Life


Twitter
(Check out my twitter page)

Give a little spark of Life

Youtube

- Give a little spark of Life

- Give a little spark of Life

- Give a little spark of Life

- Give a little spark of Life


- Give a little spark of Life

- You decide... but feel free to make your choice.
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Published on February 13, 2017 03:13 Tags: blog, choose, die, reading, update, updates

February 4, 2017

Quotes

Today is time to go deep down in the ocean and to view the world through my eyes.

Today is a different day... because I am here... and I am going to change ya.

- DeYtH Banger

When you lose hope... that's the moment when everything gets fixed.

- DeYtH Banger

We get experience... from people's stories.

- DeYtH Banger

And the story continues...
...

They always come back... to see their teacher and for one more lesson...

- DeYtH Banger

I hate losing bets

- DeYtH Banger

Disappointment plays big re in your life and every single other individual.

- DeYtH Banger

It's not scary what you see with your illusion in the dark.. but it's scary "The Who... put lights off"?

- DeYtH Banger

- I had a nightmare... you had from my stories a fucking "PARANOIA"... that's the purpose of "DEEPER LEVEL"... I bet that if you follow soon you gonna get some kind of paranoia...
...

You can also and follow Reddit COllection and my other works... soon you gonna get some kind of piece of "paranoia".

- DeYtH Banger

Me and my sarcasm... you think that I am not a good Joker!?
...

YOu think I am bad one... I don't understand your jokes...

As first... I can make such jokes to shit your fucking pants...
As Second... YOu fucking cunt..."NOT AFRAID OF ME"... who did fucking got in my prank?
...

The suicide thing!?

...

Come on... it so fucking obvious...
You fucking piss your pants... I know that you are scared..

As Third... I don't understand your jokes... mainly they are too much dumb for me... and by thinking and thinking over and over upon them they fucking lower my IQ... so Need for jokes...

- DeYtH Banger

Bravo...bravo... you have found that you can think...

- DeYtH Banger


No need for thaat... and no need for that... if you gonna doubt... do your job... my jobb is to make you less "doubt" in that.

- DeYtH Banger 


My favourite one are basic judges... not too complexy... just basic...
- DeYtH Banger


This days there is so much shit on the internet that you kind of don't know what to watch... what not to... but we could make a choice... if you don't like the cover you kind of have made a good choice... sometimes if the cover is ugly so do and the content.

- DeYtH Banger


What's for sure?
...

Once was an empty page... before few days this progress never did happen... before few years I didn't knew that...

- DeYtH Banger


The truth fucking hurts... doesn't it?
...
mad?
Angry?
Bipola?
...
Unstable?
...
Lies?

...

It's all about the analysis... and experiencing the human emotions...

- DeYtH Banger
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Published on February 04, 2017 05:24 Tags: anger, beyond, craziness, crazy, hate, hatred, lies, mad, madness, quotes, truth

January 22, 2017

Deeper LEvel

Don't miss anything from deeper leve... the truth is behind that wall

1. 4 (Check out Four works - Free)

- Deeper Level

Soon and more are going to come available free..

...

Feel Free to seed if you keep the rights!
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Published on January 22, 2017 02:00 Tags: awesome, books, deeper, keep, level, lol, read, rights, seed, watch, wow, wtf