John Rain
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“In his hand is a palm-activated controller that he taps in the most annoying fashion, allowing him to flick between screens at great speed. It becomes irritating within one second and by the fifth second you’re begging someone to come and help you hold him down so you can shove the pad up his arse.”
― Thunderbook: The World of Bond According to Smersh Pod
― Thunderbook: The World of Bond According to Smersh Pod
“Whittaker lies dead under a statue of Wellington, which would have been a better fit for the ‘he got the boot’ gag, to be honest.”
― Thunderbook: The World of Bond According to Smersh Pod
― Thunderbook: The World of Bond According to Smersh Pod
“Bond wakes later to one of the most iconic pop-culture images of the 20th century: Jill painted head-to-toe in gold, as a not so subtle message to Bond regarding the stunt he pulled earlier. One wonders what would have happened had Bond woken up 30 minutes earlier. Would he have seen Oddjob standing over Jill, applying the second coat of gold while whistling and smoking a roll-up? Is that why he’s called ‘Oddjob’?”
― Thunderbook: The World of Bond According to Smersh Pod
― Thunderbook: The World of Bond According to Smersh Pod
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