Lisa Beth Darling's Blog

Those damn scammers. The ones hucking their "book services" have died down to a mere trickle and I have begun ignoring them because they're all the same and they're just boring now.Now I got a whole new batch of morons. (read more)

FB was kind enough to remind me that it was 9 years ago that my old oven died on Thanksgiving day. That was fun. Oh, yeah, on our very first Thanksgiving together we were evicted. No joke. We sat down to eat our little turkey and they shoved an eviction notice under the door. Good… Continue reading Senior Moments: Navigating Thanksgiving Chaos

“Never, never, give up on a dream.” Yep, that’s what ol’ Hot Rod crooned way back in 1981 on of my favorite Rod Stewart albums Tonight I’m Yours. (don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me.) Hi, welcome to my post. Honest, the above is relative but I really just want to see how long it takes… Continue reading Rod Stewart Said…

In all of my years on Social Media--from MySpace onward--never have I ever visited any official page associated with the US Government other than my own Congress persons (and I never actually go to their pages). In other words, I have never visited the White House, Department of Homeland Security, ICE, Department of Agriculture, Department of "Justice" and the like. Read More...

This is apt to be long and rambling and political. Very political. So if that’s not your cup of tea, by now you should know what to do. No hard feelings. See you next time. I got oil! Woot! OMG! I can’t believe I actually accomplished it and I don’t know how anyone older than… Continue reading Getting By

Long Ago and Far Away the title of this post would have referred to an incredibly long line of people (As Seen on TV) standing for hours to get a loaf of bread. In Russia. I’ll probably remember those images for the rest of my life along with the Live via Satellite and in Technicolor… Continue reading Standing in the Bread Line

It never ends. That’s the conclusion I’ve come to. This is just never going to end. Ok. Wait. Stop. Backup. It MAY be coming to an end as the emails are not so numerous any more. One can hope although I’m torn between the differing points of view my beloved Red and Andy hold on… Continue reading Suzanne Collins, Discord, WTF?

Yep, he is. You gotta be kidding me. Don’t they ever go away? The “Nigerian Prince” is still popping up in my inbox too like we’re long lost friends. I almost feel bad for that guy. Maybe that’s the point? I dunno anymore. I thought I had gotten rid of Micheal but it seems otherwise.… Continue reading Michael Lewis…The Big Reveal

Awwww….damn. And I was so hopeful that the “nice gentleman” I’d been emailing back and forth with for a total volley of 29 emails! Was really the best selling author trying to help me. If you’re lost, this post is the follow up to How Will I Know and you can read about “Micheal Monroe… Continue reading It Wasn’t Michael Lewis

Everything in the prize pack is made by Lisa without any harsh or unnecessary additives. The candle is 100% soy wax sourced in the USA, bath salts are 100% natural, and sugar scrubs are made with organic sugar and organic olive oil. Winner gets to choose their scent; cherry blossom, honeysuckle, Egyptian amber, ocean rose,… Continue reading Harvest Coomb Giveaway