Andrew McEwan's Blog: Words Are the Gravy On the Mashed Potato of Life - Posts Tagged "alcohol"
Slowly Slowly Catchy Monkey
Yes folks, I have today sold my second ebook. At this rate I'll crash the $1 royalty barrier some time in April. I thank you whoever you are. Of course, I'm discounting the one ebook bought by the nice lady from Durham (who has yet to post her review) and the roughly 2000 I've given away. Hmmm, 1000 to 1 is an interesting ratio. Watch this space...
A special mention goes out to WPC Smith, my sole Goodreads friend and blogpost fan. Clearly I'm useless at self-promotion, marketing etc., in fact all that stuff that gets the word out, but Sammy has taken the bold step of poking me with a stick, which is how one approaches the undead, something she no doubt learned at the academy. She writes like a firework by the way. Check her out.
I'm not feeling well, alas. The sun has manifested and the pigeons are up to no good but I ate something that didn't like me Thursday. Yes, exactly. On which note I shall slide off my chair and inch my way to the fridge, there to secure a beer.
A special mention goes out to WPC Smith, my sole Goodreads friend and blogpost fan. Clearly I'm useless at self-promotion, marketing etc., in fact all that stuff that gets the word out, but Sammy has taken the bold step of poking me with a stick, which is how one approaches the undead, something she no doubt learned at the academy. She writes like a firework by the way. Check her out.
I'm not feeling well, alas. The sun has manifested and the pigeons are up to no good but I ate something that didn't like me Thursday. Yes, exactly. On which note I shall slide off my chair and inch my way to the fridge, there to secure a beer.
Published on March 24, 2012 13:25
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alcohol, apes, little-acorns, sales, the-old-bill, zombies
Free Kindle Weekends!
Starting today, that is Friday 4th Jan, I'll be making one of my Amazon ebooks free to download each week for three days (Fri-Sun). First up is Warm Refrigerator. Then another book next Friday etc.
Here's the link to my page: http://www.amazon.co.uk/-/e/B0034Q3AL8
I'd welcome some reviews, both on Goodreads and Amazon. I don't mind if they're bad - but please try and be original, eh? After all, if you can't construct an argument, or otherwise explain why you didn't get along with a book, what right do you have to slate my work? And you wouldn't wish to appear stupid now, would you?
Bring it on.
Here's the link to my page: http://www.amazon.co.uk/-/e/B0034Q3AL8
I'd welcome some reviews, both on Goodreads and Amazon. I don't mind if they're bad - but please try and be original, eh? After all, if you can't construct an argument, or otherwise explain why you didn't get along with a book, what right do you have to slate my work? And you wouldn't wish to appear stupid now, would you?
Bring it on.
Words Are the Gravy On the Mashed Potato of Life
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