Jonathan Thornton
Goodreads Author
Born
September 12, 1980
Member Since
December 2016
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Jonathan Thornton
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Of all the books I’ve ever read, this is certainly one of them I’m being a bit too harsh maybe. Once you get past the intended B-movie style, there’s a lot of violent fun to be had, and I really enjoyed the cinematic structuring (to the point of havi ...more |
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"The only redeeming quality of this book is that it isn’t afraid to kill off characters "
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"The characters were so annoying to me so it was hard to read "
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"This book can eat sh!t (literally the one clown eats literal sh!t at one point)
This might be the worst book I’ve ever read tbh " |
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Jonathan Thornton
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Of all the books I’ve ever read, this is certainly one of them I’m being a bit too harsh maybe. Once you get past the intended B-movie style, there’s a lot of violent fun to be had, and I really enjoyed the cinematic structuring (to the point of havi ...more |
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Also, what the hell kind of Italian restaurant on the Strand doesn’t slice your pizza for you, and what kind of monster then proceeds to cut it into T
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Excellent build-up, awful conclusion. The premise of this book was good, but the twists are very easily predictable. Most of the characters, bar (arguably) the main one, are insufferable. The slow-burn plot, revealing the mystery slowly and picking o ...more |
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Jonathan Thornton
rated a book did not like it
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Bloated, meandering and ultimately pointless This book reminds me best of someone running a D&D campaign but who forgot to plan it out and is just kind of making it up as they go along. Perhaps I just didn’t understand it well enough, but there seeme ...more |
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Somehow this one sentence review is enough to sum up my feelings for the whole book 😆
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Jonathan Thornton
rated a book did not like it
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I must be a pleb, because this is yet another “critically acclaimed” “international bestseller” that I have found dull, bloated and poorly written. The premise was interesting - kind of like Silence of the Lamb Chops - but was so poorly executed. When ...more |
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