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George Billions is a writer whose work litters the Internet under various pseudonyms. He's written everything from fake product reviews to unqualified fitness advice, steamy romance novels to straight-up keyword spam. Once he had a gig banging out thousands of short biographies of adult entertainers. These days he's trying to put out the kind of stuff he enjoys reading and writing. ...more

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Billions Around the Internet

I did an interview with Bizzong! The Bizarre and Weird Fiction Podcast. You can listen to it on your favorite podcast app or just use this link like I did. It’s a real thrill getting invited onto a show that has featured a bunch of my favorite authors.


I also did one with Ginger Nuts of Horror a couple months ago. Here’s the link.


Enjoy this photo of my cuddly pets.


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Published on July 06, 2018 14:34

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“If you are careful,' Garp wrote, 'if you use good ingredients, and you don't take any shortcuts, then you can usually cook something very good. Sometimes it is the only worthwhile product you can salvage from a day; what you make to eat. With writing, I find, you can have all the right ingredients, give plenty of time and care, and still get nothing. Also true of love. Cooking, therefore, can keep a person who tries hard sane.”
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Sylvia Plath
“because wherever I sat—on the deck of a ship or at a street café in Paris or Bangkok—I would be sitting under the same glass bell jar, stewing in my own sour air.”
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“Having a bunch of cats around is good. If you're feeling bad, just look at the cats, you'll feel better, because they know that everything is, just as it is.”
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“Cats tell me without effort all that there is to know.”
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Mike Duran
“People are like germs, only bigger. That bit of wisdom has proven true, for the most part. Humans are little more than highly evolved bacteria, leeches on a rotting ball of clay. It’s depressing, I know.”
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George Billions Rebecca wrote: "
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Thanks, Rebecca, and the same to you! Hope your joy sustains well into the new year. :)


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