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Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Special Agent Ashcroft Mr. Michael Thomas, Esq m_thomas2002@fastermail.com Dear Mr. Thomas, I wish to inform you that we have in custody one Debbie Boldt-Baker, aka Martha Stuartt, who is facing charges of mail fraud, treachery and extortion.  You know her […]

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MARTHA: Hello my Sweetheart, I haven’t heard from you for over two weeks and I fear I’ve lost you. Oh, Michael, for you I’ve only wanted riches and happiness – for me, I’ve always wanted more.  Not frequency, I am not talking about frequency; although that would have been great, too.  I wanted more intensity.  […]

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MARTHA: Hello my Darling Sweetheart, Please write to me – I need you now more than ever. I’ll explain. One week after Kuma’s abduction and recovery Beverly Hills detectives Joe Friday and Maxwell Smart came by the house and informed me that they found the dog- napper dead in his sleazy Handcock Park apartment. The […]

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Hello My Butter-Ball Lover, I am soooooo excited. Oh, but first – my computer has been broken for the last week and I lost all my emails so if you’ve written (I hope, I hope) please resend them so that I may read your wonderful words. I’m excited because project XX was just completed yesterday […]

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MARTHA: Hello Twinkle Toes, We’ll meet beyond the sea and never again I’ll go sailing…but, I am catching the red-eye tonight to Hong Kong to meet with Daffy Duck. He’s called an urgent meeting and I had to get an emergency passport to make the trip. Will return Sunday or Monday. You’ve got to get […]

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MARTHA: Hi my big boy, It turns out that Daffy Duck did a daffy thing by hiring amateurs to do the work of professionals. Last week he sent two men into Nigeria to meet up with a man who was going to take them to the warlord Asair. It seems the two guys went into […]

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MICHAEL: Hello my darling Martha, i haven’t heard back from you,whats going on?please let me know if you are still intrested in the oil business so i know if i am to still keep the boys on hold. your darling Michael Thomas esq. —————– MARTHA: Ooh Michael, I’m soooooo disappointed my cheery cheeked dumpling. Daffy […]

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MARTHA: My Sweetest of Hearts Sugar Plum, You can’t imagine how happy I was to receive your wonderful sweet words. I was worried that maybe you had fallen ill – or worse – found another woman. Reading the word “darling” that you wrote made me weep like Paul Hamm missing a vault because it tells […]

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Hello my Darling Sweetheart Michael, I so miss the intimate chats we used to have. I hope you’ve just been too busy to write because it would break my heart to not hear from you again. Well, we must talk business now. Daffy Duck in Hong Kong has lost his patience with me (us) and […]

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Hell Michael, my Darling Twinkle Toes, I’m soooooo excited about doing this oil deal with you my dear. I’ve been busy as a one armed paper hanger working on bringing everything together. Daffy Duck in Hong Kong is making great headway. He has been talking to both American Shuttle Tankers and Navion AS Stravanger about […]

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