Awww, I think I've officially arrived! I was contacted today by an overseas scam publishing company wanting to trick me into giving them my book under the auspices of "being published." How adorable.
*poses for the media* Success!
(PS: I work in publishing. Never ever never trust any kind of publisher that finds you online and offers to publish you. Real publishers don't go searching the internet for you. This just isn't how it works.)