Michael Roch's Blog: Needful Musings

If you hear a voice or voices of someone you know in your head you could be a Stephen King character.

If you hear someone scream then realize it’s you, you could be a Stephen King character.

If you burst into tears you could be a Stephen King character.

If someone calls you Sunny Jim you could be a Stephen King character.

If you live near a town common with a bandstand you could be a Stephen King character.

If you kiss someone on the corner of the mouth you could be a Stephen King character.

If you wear rimless, gold-rimmed, or hornrimmed glasses or spectacles you could be a Stephen King character.

If you carry a Lord Buxton wallet you could be a Stephen King character.

If you have blue eyes you could be a Stephen King character.

If you are a female with coltish legs you could be a Stephen King character.

If you have a male body part that’s a shapeshifter of sorts you could be a Stephen King character.

If you are a male that beats on his wife or girlfriend you could be a Stephen King character.

If you are a female that makes sexist comments you could be a Stephen King character.

If you have a wing chair you could be a Stephen King character.

If you have a driveway you could be a Stephen King character.

If you drive a Prius you could be a Stephen King character.

If you drive a nondescript sedan you could be a Stephen King character.

If you pull a bandanna from your pocket you could be a Stephen King character.

If you call Interstates turnpikes you could be a Stephen King character.

If you mistake stair risers for stair treads you could be a Stephen King character.

If you despise Republicans, especially Donald Trump, you could be a Stephen King character.

If you are a writer you could be a Stephen King character.