Michael Jenkins's Blog - Posts Tagged "book-giveaway"
A Book Giveaway Starting 8/17!
Yes, why not give away some of these books that I have collecting dust on my desk here. It's pollen, mostly, from keeping the window open back in the spring. Don't worry, I'll wipe them off.
I'm giving away three whole books to three lucky(?) recipients. However, I am having a bit of trouble coming up with a funny message to write to the winners. Since it's a humor book, I suppose I should write something gregarious and witty, perhaps slightly intellectual. Here are some ideas I'm kicking around for the autographed title page for my free book giveaway:
*No refunds
*At least one of these pages has been thoroughly licked
*Tell your friends? (Question mark emphasized)
*Do you like movies about gladiators?
*So you say this is the first time winning a book giveaway? And you got this? You poor son of a bitch.
What do you think, folks? Is there anything else worth saying? I know it certainly won't be "Congratulations."
Ask Me about My Grandcats: And Other Essays
I'm giving away three whole books to three lucky(?) recipients. However, I am having a bit of trouble coming up with a funny message to write to the winners. Since it's a humor book, I suppose I should write something gregarious and witty, perhaps slightly intellectual. Here are some ideas I'm kicking around for the autographed title page for my free book giveaway:
*No refunds
*At least one of these pages has been thoroughly licked
*Tell your friends? (Question mark emphasized)
*Do you like movies about gladiators?
*So you say this is the first time winning a book giveaway? And you got this? You poor son of a bitch.
What do you think, folks? Is there anything else worth saying? I know it certainly won't be "Congratulations."
Ask Me about My Grandcats: And Other Essays
