Harry Shaw
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Lemmy : In His Own Words
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Punctuate It Right!
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published
1963
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24 editions
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Errors in English and Ways to Correct Them: The Practical Approach to Correct Word Usage, Sentence Structure, Spelling, Punctuation, and Grammar
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published
1962
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14 editions
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"Oasis" Talking
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published
2002
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7 editions
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Dictionary of Problem Words and Expressions
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published
1975
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4 editions
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A Complete Course in Freshman English
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published
1973
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15 editions
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Thirty Ways to Improve Your Grades
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Building a Better Vocabulary
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published
1992
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3 editions
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Concise Dictionary of Literary Terms
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published
1976
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2 editions
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Punctuate It Right
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“Somewhere in the distance I hear the bucket clatter to the floor. I plunge the knife into his head, again and again. His arms lash out blindly, getting in the way. Blood mixes with water cascading to the floor. Meathead staggers to his feet, pulling off his shirt, trying to peel away the agony, but his skin comes away with it, leaving a raw, red mess.
There’s a shrill alarm and the sound of pounding feet. I hurl the knife through the bars at the window. A blur of dark faces converge in my vision, fists and feet, punching and kicking. Meathead’s mates are yanking me off, trying to hurt me. Screws come rushing and soon they’re everywhere as I’m half-carried, half-dragged along the corridor.
‘Blimey,’ a thought comes from somewhere in all the chaos, ‘I’ve only been out a day and already I’m heading straight back down the chokey!’ The last thing I see, as a screaming Meathead is hurried to the hospital, is my cellmate in the middle of the crowd peering worriedly after me. Course he’s worried! The stinky bastard is wondering where his next bit of scag is coming from!”
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There’s a shrill alarm and the sound of pounding feet. I hurl the knife through the bars at the window. A blur of dark faces converge in my vision, fists and feet, punching and kicking. Meathead’s mates are yanking me off, trying to hurt me. Screws come rushing and soon they’re everywhere as I’m half-carried, half-dragged along the corridor.
‘Blimey,’ a thought comes from somewhere in all the chaos, ‘I’ve only been out a day and already I’m heading straight back down the chokey!’ The last thing I see, as a screaming Meathead is hurried to the hospital, is my cellmate in the middle of the crowd peering worriedly after me. Course he’s worried! The stinky bastard is wondering where his next bit of scag is coming from!”
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