Shannon Jamail

Let’s talk about money, friend. If you’re a midlife woman running on fumes and Googling women’s stress reduction retreats at 11pm while the dryer beeps at you, you’ve probably noticed the prices are all over the map. One retreat costs $500. Another costs $20,000. Both promise you’ll come home a brand new woman, and you’re left scratching your head wondering which one is legit.

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